Sunday, August 31, 2008

Annoucement

To any Avril's fans+readers of mine,

Kindly be patient while I update pics and vids frm the concert wokie?
Im stuck in puchong with that kinda sucky internet connection which u will never consider blogging.(I fcking tried and I gave up)
Its half way through though, leave me a message in the cbox if you want me to inform you once I have posted the Avril' concert post.
Was at my cuzzie's pre-wedding dinner, tommorow will be another busy day. ><
Will update on that if I have got the time to as I seriously have too much to update.
I know Gzel(HK) and lembu(France) must be visiting my blog 12424243498 times each day just to find their faces on my blog. haha, gimme some time la wokie? ^^
Thats all for now temporary.
-snores-

Regards,
hongrui

Friday, August 29, 2008

Sexy Rui to be in Sexy Avril's concert!


"Avril too sexy for Malaysia"

"Avril will mar the country's independence day celebrations "
-joke of the year-
It definitely has to be credited to our(can i say yours rather than ours?) very own Malaysia Government.

Yes, shes sexy.


(My Singapore edition Maxim imported all da way frm singapore, special thanks to my cuz)


But, I doubt Malaysia's ministers have brains. Shes not gonna sing and dance in her undies~!

Just in case any minister happens to be reading my blog, this is how Avril dresses for her show,dumb arse!

Wokie, cut the crap. After the entire world LOL-ed(and still lol-ing) at our cutie-government, they finally woke up to know that they should have allowed this lil girl to sing in our country.

Avril dulan-ed also she cant do anything.all she could do was to say a sarcastic line like this..
"They tend to, you know, sometimes not want Western artists in their country,"
Can you feel her ke-dulan-ness?





Ok ok, here comes the main point.


Crucial one.


HONG RUI IS GOING TO THE CONCERT TONIGHT!
Fuck yea!


Mah ticket!!!!



Saturday, August 23, 2008

Engirlish speak no me.

One of the subject tat I am taking this semester is called Business Communication.
Our tutorial classes are mostly group activities rather than written work and here it goes for one of the tutorials:

Scenario :
An employee who is a native speaker of English is being interviewed for a job by hiring manager who is recent immigrant with relatively poor English skills.

Due to class's seating of the day, I was grouped with another 3Indian girls(pushpam, naresha and sasha)

Sasha & pushpam = interviewees
Naresha = translator
Me = manager with relatively poor Engirlish skills



Here it goes...
(before that please make sure you are not drinking water wokie)

Part 1
------
Me : Who is you name bitch?(yes i pronounced bitch, a clear one)
*pushpam reacted bosong
Naresha : Sir, its please not bitch...
Me : wokie wokie, who is you name breezzee?
Pushpam: I am pushpam.
Me : push (acted) and pump(acted) you name?
Pushpam: "Pushpam", Sir.
Me : and you?
Sasha : Sasha, sir.
Me : o wokie Sa sa huh?
Sasha : S-A-S-H-A, sir..

Part 2

------
Me : oki, what is you from?
Sasha : err, you mean where am I from?I am from Sepang...
Me : oooo Se-peeeeng!
Naresha : err sepang, sir.
Me : wokie wokie
Pushpam: I am from Kuala Kubu Baru.
Me : what? Coca-cola?
Pushpam: KUA LA KU BU BA RU
Me : okie okie, kuale kuru karu.

Part 3
------
Me : Work where you you go?
Naresha : WHAT?
Me : WORK WHERE YOU YOU GO!!
Naresha : What do you mean by that sir?
Me : WORK WHERE YOU GO GO??
Naresha : ooooo, my boss wants to know what working experiences have you got?
Sasha :I have been a sales manager in bla bla bla bla
Pushpam: I have been working in bla bla bla bla
*Naresha translates

Part 4

------
Me : Money money wat?
Everybody: huh?
Me : yea yea money money wat?
*whisper
Naresha : ooo, my boss wants to know whats your expectation of the wage' rate?
Sasha : One thousand.
Pushpam: thousand five..
Me : thousand? zelo zelo many?
Naresha : One five zero zero sir.
Me : Ooo wokie wokie..

Part 5
------
Me : Far far yes? Near near no?
Naresha : oh, my boss is trying to ask whether are you willing to travel?
Both : yes.
Me : How you go come? choo-choo train?
<sasha and pushpam ----> @_@>
Naresha : He means how do you travel to work?by ktm?
Sasha : I have my own car.
Pushpam: Me too..

Part 6
------
Me : What think you porns and cons here work work?
*silence
Naresha : errr sir...its PROs....
Sasha : bla bla bla...
Pushpam: bla bla bla...

Naresha: okie thats all, we will inform you about the final decision later.
Me :*waves* bubye!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Mamma Mia! The Movie

Mamma papa miaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah Mamma Mia!the movie is coming to town!
and again Nuffnang is giving away free tickets to us^^

Date : 22nd of September 2008 (Monday)
Time : 9pm
Venue : GSC One Utama (New Wing)
Hall : 9

It is said to be the largest opening weekend of any musical film in U.S. history!
Can you imagine?
It has even beaten the not-so-clean-Vanessa-Hudgens 's High School Musical movies.(ask me for the detailed not-so-clean-content XD)

Well,why izzit so hot? For a simple reason,
"Mamma Mia!The movie" is based on ABBA's songs!


For those who have no idea what is ABBA("izzit a food, a toy or a fish...?"), trust me, you have actually heard of em before, you were just being ignorant..
once you listen to a few of their songs, you will start "ohhh-ing".
(I am not a super fans of ABBA but I do have some of their songs and mostly instrumental ones, they are my companions while i swallow mah books. Few of my fav would be "Chiquitita", "Dancing Queen" , "Waterloo" and of course "Mamma Mia!")
To all ABBA lover,
you should be able to recognize the former ABBA member Benny Andersson who will be playing the piano in one of the scenes in the movie! Isnt that exciting?

Whats more exciting is that the main story of this movie is about a bride-to-be (played by Amanda Sheridan) who is trying her best to determine her real father out of the three possible-fathers. 3 possible fathers. Gosh , if you were her how would you handle the situation? By calling each of em uncle?father?brother? LOL.

(Note to guys: Amanda Sheridan is a hot stuff, remember her act back in Mean Girls together wif lindsay? niahaha. Find her the real father quickly, we can't wait to get married lol.)


(Note to girls: you surely wish the ficitional role in the movie, named Sam Carmichael, to be her father because he is played by one hella hot guy(was hot?still hot?you judge)? Ok who am I crapping about??)


*drumrolls

TA~DA!

Yes, its Pierce Brosnan! you have seen him jumping and humping here and there in 007 movies but its a much more gentle musical genre movie this time, I am wondering how would him handle it, we will see..


(I believe in order to prevent incest issue to occur in the movie, I would bet that Pierce Brosnan is not the real father since according to the girls, Pierce Brosnan is too irresistible.Tats if you know what am I talking about..)

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Me VS Beijing Olympic 2008

Lets put the 080808 post aside for a moment before the Olympic's flame goes off.
Together we are shined by the Olympic's torch.

A-not-so-organic-bird-nest
The Beijing's National Stadium for Olympics.

with birdies i guess..
Beijing's National Aquatics Center (水立方)
Its not as nice as I expected.


The Fuwa (福娃)

Da Fuwas' dai kor.


-Me VS Beijing Olympics 2008-


(yeah retard is the word, i know. For now, for real, im turning retard. 10 am class, yet I havent started doing mah tutorial questions, its 4.31am fyi.)

Saturday, August 16, 2008

CHIAK!

LOL
did I scare you?
L.A.M.E
whatever.
well sowee for bein silent recently..(which I usually dont)
surprise post coming up soon.real soon.you would never wana miss it.haha I guess?
its my "080808" special post.
Im working on it.gimme some time wokie.
For now Im leaving Malacca although i just came back yesterday because theres a part time job,yeah the stage setting one, available in KL today and tomoro so Im so going ^^

fyi, home alone. (family went China to shop)
&
hostel alone. (QQ went Thailand to shop)
LOL

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Another not so ordinary outing.

Wokie Iv recovered from jet lag (时差).
Well it was all due to my weird working schedule for the past whole week.
Now let me rewind rewind and rewind back to three weeks back.
I was forcing myself to get rid the holiday mood and forced myself to study.
well, when I study,
Im totally random. lol.

Prop: Muba's glasses
Venue: College' common room

24th July
Sem break officially declared!
Paper was ok.
Worried and worrying the 100% course marks sub.
whatever.(Lets not grumble, its holiday!)
err first of all, I hereby apologize for the untrue info written by me.
I said my work was supposed to be from 25th-27th July aight?
But, while mi and mah rummate were on our way traveling to my aunt's house to stay overnite, I suddenly had this urge to reconfirm everything wif the employer.
mi : " hello ah beh? so tomoro I shall meet you up at the workshop around what time?"
beh: " huh?tomoro?not tomoro, its 31st July......"


wokie. My bro gave me da wrong info! swt! So since we were already half way through so we decided to meet up wif few of our course mates at midvalley.

We were hell hungry.
We patronized midvalley for times to look for nice and worthy food.
(we were shocked that we actually bumped into 2 other new course mates who just enrolled last sem)
We ended eating at a jap fast food restaurant wif, dun remember the name but it starts wif letter "S" lol. err maybe u could judge from the food?


Salmon + Chicken.RM18+

Da girls den went shopping.
Da guys(me, qq( mah rummate) and fox(jeremy) planned to watch movie.
but due to transportation problem, we couldnt watch any movie because we were lacked of time.
So, I MISSED the 3D dino! haih.

We went to bowl at the sucky cosmic bowl which was one hella famous bowling alley.
Sucky pins, balls and price.
I was aware that I have not been playing bowling since last year MAPCU tournament.
Basically, I cant play anymore. lol.
*poof* gone my basics.
I will let my balls and shoes rot in mah hostel haha.

we actually got so boring that we then went to the arcade center.
I played the drumming game.
AGAIN, I was aware that I havnt been drumming since semester one.
*poof* gone my basics.
Woops i nearly forgotten to tell that I won the daytona race!
wahaha, was hella lucky.
We got bored after sometime and I went to try something which I will never try in malacca.
yeah the dancing machine!LOL
My traveling principle : nobody knows you, do whatever you want.
Well, I sucked in playing that thing.
Before I could even finish my song, a well dressed promoter-look-alike put in a token and took over the machine after me(FYI, back in malacca you will only see those yellow-or-golden-haired guys or girls with bellbottoms occupying such machines 24/7).

Da promoter-alike fella.

Tell you wat, this fella is hella ghay. He could imitates 101% of the jap doll's moves on screen. YES, even those sakura sakura bimbo moves! *faints

Amazed by the sakura guy!LOL

*Click* *click* *Click*
without inserting any token.=_=

We gathered as it was almost time. and i saw this

Im not a guy who is into cars.
say wateva.
but I think this is nice.

We walked and walked, suddenly the girls just acted quite weirdly..

Din you ask me why did I named my post "Another not so ordinary outing." ??
wokie.
Sudenly, someone said, Gzel has got something to say.

Gzel :"hey this will be my last sem, i wun be continuing in Nilai anymore.."
Mi and qq :" HUH ? Huh? What talk you?"
Gzel :"Im going to hongkong to take my degree nex month."
*silence*

wOOt?
wokie she likes to give surprise at the very last minute.
well me and qq were the last to know in the gang.
shocking shocking.seriously it was very shocking.
We repeated asking and questioning coz we suspected she might be just joking.
The sorrow looks of her best pal is a prove for evrything.We accepted it with a heavy heart.


If Gzel happens to be reading this,
Gzel :
"you have been a great fren in nilai, take good care of urself and good luck in hongkong yea!"

Last two pics before she headed back.
(frm left: qq, fox, me, gzel, eve(qq's gf), xue fen(fox's gossip gf XD) )

We sat eve's cuz's car back to nilai.



Reflections and flashback which went through mah mind:

wokie.
to be real frank.
real frank.
I miss foundation' life, just everything.
Just like how I missed secondary school when I was in foundation and how I missed kindergarden when I was in primary and secondary.

Our foundation feasts.

Our very own steamboat.

Our meal at Flamme restaurant which sucked badly.

Our very own fried sausages.

Allson Klana Nilai-buffet.

Old us.

+

Our trip(genting).



My foundation ghay mates(farewell)
Frm left: me, choy(wig's owner), chua/quan, qq(roommate)



Should we ban em?lol.
Choy-left to monash
Chua-left to inti



In college, In university,
you start to feel the cruel reality.
You, adapt.
or not you leave urself behind everyone else,
just like me.
for a simple reason:
to me, friends are counted in quality, not quantity.
But,
reality wants both.
Reality doesnt give way to people who is determine in keeping old friends.


the following posts' links show how my mates suffer from the cruel reality too:
choy's : http://choyster.blogs.friendster.com/choysters_blog/2008/08/a_not_so_fun_ne.html

jeff's : http://kampungkid.blogspot.com/2008/06/june-28-10-months-in-france.html
http://kampungkid.blogspot.com/2008/02/im-alive.html



-end at 6.32 am-
back to jet lag?


Tuesday, August 5, 2008

weeeeeeeeeeee

haha why am i screaming?
lemme tell you.I have earned RM 0.75 from nuffnang.YAY!
you dont fucking know the feeling wokaY!~
Weeeeeeeeeee
*continues screaming..........!!!!!!!!!!!
(well partly also because I have finished workathon XD )

by the way, iv just finished my work marathon,will update soon.
am typing dis entry in Genting Klang(near setapak) cyber cafe :)
yeah its 6.25 am HAHA
update soon wokie everyone be patient!
Flying back malacca tomoro ^^