Sunday, November 30, 2008

O.o

Fuck it!was it a dream?

OMG.


Saturday, November 29, 2008

Depressed.

Note: this is not an interesting post,just something personal, read at your own risk. Contains emoness. Emo-haters exit at the top right corner.k thx bye.


Yes, I am supposed to study.
I owe myself an explanation for slacking throughout the whole semester.
Now?
panic.

great.
stickface padan muka.

Whos with you?
You and yourself.

Have fun.

Now tell me,

Whodafark cares whether you survive or you die nine feet under?


If you are living as two,
at least, you have got someone there for you.
I suppose?





have been avoiding posting
personal deep thoughts and feelings for some time,


but i phailed.
Sorry.


(ex header of www.ruionkoh.blogspot.com)

Monday, November 24, 2008

The Wackiest I Would I Do to Race for N96

Do I need any more explanation or further description
for the wackiest I would do to race for N96?

My loyal readers know it all!
(Words are not convincing enough, I'll let the photos narrate my wackiness.)


Can be Deseprate enough to rapefinish a big amount of pizzas...

...to race for N96.


Can be Organic enough to spread the Mother Earth's love..

...to race for N96.


Can be Hot enough to burn down the opponents...
...to race for N96.


Can be Fast enough to reach 40km/hour in 3 seconds time...

...to race for N96.


Can be Sexy enough to seduce the judges...



...to race for N96.


Can be FakeBig enough to get extra clues...
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...to race for N96.


Can be Slim enough to duck..
...to race for N96.


Can be Light enough to fly...
...to race for N96.



I AM READY.

Bring it on!


"I would do anything wacky
as long as it does not require me to run down the street naked."


who wouldn't want a free N96?


Facebook rocks?




Facebook rocks your face when you are inactivate for days.






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Ninety-Nine
notifications.
I think so.







2 weeks away from my finals,
hmmm..
We shall see...
what else will happen..

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Your brains need some rest.

just to share the Dirty jokes that made me LOL ...


(1) To make it straight, she pulls it.
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it.
To put it in, she pushes it.
It's hell of a job threading a needle!!!







(2) A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back.
The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said,
'I'll pay you in monthly installment.'








(3) Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend.
'The man next to me is masturbating!'
Bf: 'Ignore him.'

Gf: 'I can't.'
Bf: 'Why not?'
Gf: 'He is using my hand!'







(4) The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and asks
'Does anybody know what this is?

Dirty Harry says 'Oh, it's a penis and you know dad's got 2 of them?'

The teacher says '2 of them?'

Harry says
'ya! The little one he uses to pee and the big one to brush mum's teeth.'





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(5) 4 miracles of a woman
Getting wet without taking a shower
Bleeding without getting hurt
Giving milk without eating grass
Making boneless meat hard.







(6) What is the smallest hotel in the world?
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'

It accomodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside.







(7) Unborn twins saw a penis approaching.
1st: Papa coming, papa coming.
2nd: U fool, it's uncle lah. Papa never comes with raincoat!


P/S: I always wear a raincoat when it is necessary..
especially when Im with guys.




(8) A hubby said to his wife,
'I will take a photo of your breast and frame it.'

The wife said to husband,
'I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it.'





(9) A girl at 15 is a SURPRISE.
At 25, she is the RIGHT PRICE.
At 35, a GRAND PRIZE.
At 45, a CONSOLATION PRIZE.
At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE, and
at 65, a GIVAWAY PRIZE.







(10) What did Snow White complain about after having sex with the 7 dwarfs?

Snow White said,
'I would rather have 7 inches at 1 time. Not 1 inch 7 times.'








(11) The vagina is the world's best rehabilatation center.
Even the most violent and aggresive penis comes out humbled, head bowed and reduced in size.






(12) Lady was trying on dress.
Husband: 'Your bum is as big as a BBQ pit!'
Later in bed, husband said, 'Want to do it?'
Wife: 'It's a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for a small sausage.'

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Monday, November 17, 2008

How hot can Justin Timberlake be?


You must know him aite?

Is he tough?


Well, sorry to say that...
But I have to change ur perception towards him now.


I
f the link doesnt work, refer to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh8tqhJLBS8



And that was your HOT
Justin Terbalik Timberlake!



Sunday, November 16, 2008

Gotta be somebody; For you, I will.


I have always lurve Nickelback,
for their lyrics at least..


Far Away



"That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me..."

If Everyone Cared






" If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died"



And now, something new, something I am addicted to(other than Bleeding Love)...

Gotta Be Somebody





`Cause nobody wants to be the last one there.
'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares.

Someone to love with my life in their hands.

There`s gotta be somebody for me like that.

`Cause nobody wants to go it on their own

And everyone wants to know they´re not alone.

Somebody else that feels the same somewhere.
There`s gotta be somebody for me out there.
Tonight out on the street out in the moonlight

And damn it this feels too right
It´s just like Déjà Vu
Me standin’ here with you

So I´ll be holdin`my breath
Could this be the end?
Is it that moment when

I find the one that I spend forever with?

You can´t give up!
When you're Lookin´
for a diamond in the rough

Because you never know when it shows up

Make sure you´re holdin` on

‘Cause it could be the one, the one you´re waiting on





To download Nickelback-Gotta Be Somebody, click HERE

IF you like that,you might like this.

Hinder-Without You
To download, click HERE



Friday, November 14, 2008

Long gone and upcoming.

Just a short one.
Ironically,
Im wishing the

STPM peeps good luck in hertheir STPM.
&
certainly, SPM peeps good luck in hertheir SPM.


Lesson 1 :

"If you think you've lost everything in the world, think again . you dont even know what you have.."


Off to part time work
(event stage setting in MITC Malacca-Fri & Sat)


Possible upcoming posts
-Long ago assignment camp
-Long ago bloggers outing-gathering
-NUC Pingpong tournament finals
-Madgascar 2 Nuffnang Premier
-Nuffnang Italianese Sharing Session

Stay Tuned.
Thanks.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Nokia Nuffnang Silent Halloween Rocks

Foreword: Please let the whole page load finish before reading as there are parts where involve gif files. you woudnt wanna miss that XD

Have you read
this and this?
Have anyone mentioned to you "
a guy who dressed up as Paris Hilton"


Who is Paris Hilton?

Yes, the problematic Paris!

And heres

the bitchy Paris Parui!
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Have you read this?


PARIS PARUI HILTON 1 NIGHT IN PARIS BBC

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(1st Nov 2008) Parui Hilton was seen shopping in Sg Wang and earlier of the day and Sunway Pyramid a day before as to shop for his/her/its outfit to join the Annual biggest event of Nuffnang which is the Nokia Silent Halloween Party!

Insiders leaked that Parui Hilton was having hardtime searching for the right size heels in Sg Wang which caused the delay to the planned schedule.

"Parui Hilton left Bukit Bintang Area at 4.30pm and headed back to puchong."
anonymous

As usual, Parui was spotted misbehaving, even on the road, in her/his/its Limo.

he/she/it was caught showing the "international sign" to one of the drivers
who doubted her/his/its beauty.

Parui Hilton walked the red carpet at 6.30pm.

From left: Parui's bro and Parui

Nicole Richie Diese and Parui

As to deny the rumors of catfight going on among both of them.

The cast of Heroes
From left: Diese, Parui, Copykate, Harry

"Robb the sexiest mummy of the night", according to Parui.
those who were there should know why.

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Parui hilton breastfed Mini-me of Dr. Evil Nicholas on the red carpet
as Nic's wife was delivering Mini-me Two at home.

Parui was so excited when she met KY aka Rain!
KY would cum spray at anyone who couldnt guess his character correctly.


All the dramas fun began..

Parui was amazed with the interiors of the club.
he/she/it wanted to dance there so badly.

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Attention seeker whore Parui as usual.

The head of the party gave his rocking speech as to open the party.

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He sang.
Not really.

Did he?
No hes the Emcee, Liang.

Instead,
Nokia IAC was kind enough to borrow the crowd their very own Lalaling Alaling Butter Kaya Cocks Koks.

Those who also performed that night.

The rapists rappers.

The band was reported to revive the souls of the undeads.

Half time...


A close friend of Parui disclosed that Parui was seduced by nigel's sweet smile.



Parui showed his/her/its true colours after the meal. While Robb, Liang and Kenny danced their heart out on the stage,
Parui was spotted jumping from one guy to another and another ...

Tranny Transformer Wilson together with Parui were caught red handed!

The instant reaction of the two of them as to hide the fact that they made out.
Parui reacted as though she was interested in transformer mp3.

NEXT!

Paris Hilton once had Deryck from Sum41

Parui had Derek from Nuffnang.

NEXT!

Even the photographer, Munak, couldn't resist Parui.

NEXT!

Parui flirted with Johnny Kenny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)

NEXT!

Even Pope Johnny was seduced.

NEXT!

Helen Phua Chu Kang's big Taikohtai scared Parui off.

NEXT!

"SHHHhhhhh..its silent Halloween Party~"

NEXT!

Falcon the lawyer.

Wannabes spotted.

NEXT!

The Doctor. Doctor Cheez!

Doctors owned!

NEXT!


Done with doctor, Parui went on trying on dentist.

Bernard, seduced.

NEXT!

Kelvin and Parui. They kissed.

Kelvin and Parui. They went wild.

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Kelvin tried to hide his identity but he has forgotten the tag on his mask.

NEXT!

The emcee Liang was spotted fondling dot dot dot..

NEXT!

Parui dared not hook up with Yat.

"He looked shoooo scary and emotionless, omg omg!"
Parui

NEXT!

The moment Kenny Micheal Jacksia came down from the stage...

he/she/it rushed forward to smooch him.

NEXT!

"Captain Hook can really hook well, bad bad David, !"
Parui

Parui Hilton was spotted with some other babes too.

"Sherry was shoooo jelous with my twin sisters"
Parui
Karena LOL-ed at Parui's though.

Scary things do happen...

Zoe and Parui

Kimberly was casting some spell to enlarge Parui's twin sisters.

Parui and Sharlyn

Lynn, Berry and Parui

Cleopatra, Deb, Parui and Shokyee

Frm left: wenpink,parui,munak.
They wanted to feel "it".

Jamie,Parui and lengzai doc

Parui and Micheal Vi JackSam

Parui and Carmen

Parui and Iris.

Games at the party.
Apart from the characters hunting game...
Kennysia lost terribly. A losing pose perhaps?

And also the balloon game...

There was this mummy-wrapping game which involved Parui..

The leaders for the groups.

Parui spotted in action!

Never-serious-Parui.

The mummies. Was Parui one of them?

Nah, it was Harry, Munak and Sherry.

What is Silent Halloween?

Dont get it?
watch this...



Parui Hilton was spotted to grind on Bernard...



"he/she/it seduced my boyfriend!Imma gonna cry~"
Bernard's boyfriend

and..

he/she/it DID NOT SHAVE.WTF!

The Prize giving ceremony.


Not!this were the nominees for costume awards.

Nigel won the best blog post award.

The runner up for costume awards.
Jolene and Satan.

The silent dance awards.
The cute macho cheehong and Kellster.

David won the costume award for male category...
Parui won the costume award for female category!

After party fun...

Nic once again..
and he seemed to enjoy it very much.

The not so MJ kennysia..

Superheroes spotted.
Ridiculous Parui spotted once again..

with bunch of crazee peeps haunting the town.




Parui was then spotted back in Puchong cleaning up herself.

She then turned into a He.

Parui mamaked with a bunch of bloggers after that...

Parui's leftover.

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Seriously, the macha gave me two forks?
so, I told him,
"Macha, I dont wan 2 fok on the table~"


Until 4.25am. LOL

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Something extra:

i) Celine and Joe. Two scary peeps that I respected for their guts.

ii) Ever since then, I know how hard izzit to be a woman, especially a vain one.
Heels can kill, like seriously.... /_\

iii) Gave most of the accessories to my cousin who accompanied me to shop and also to make up for me

Except for that red feathers(unwanted and it served as deco at the hostel door for a moment) and also that hair band as I have long disturbing fringe.

iv) Gave that Nokia 5320 XpressMusic to my mum.
After all, as i said, what that worth the most was the fun and the experience.
It was really nice meeting with new yet cool peeps.




note: Some characters and parts of the storyline involved in this entry are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. There's nothing to do with the dead or alive humans who actually exists. Thank you.

Photo credits: Kimberly, Gareth, Aaron, Falcon, Bernard, Aster, Isaac, Celline