Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Nokia Nuffnang Silent Halloween Rocks

Foreword: Please let the whole page load finish before reading as there are parts where involve gif files. you woudnt wanna miss that XD

Have you read
this and this?
Have anyone mentioned to you "
a guy who dressed up as Paris Hilton"


Who is Paris Hilton?

Yes, the problematic Paris!

And heres

the bitchy Paris Parui!
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Have you read this?


PARIS PARUI HILTON 1 NIGHT IN PARIS BBC

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(1st Nov 2008) Parui Hilton was seen shopping in Sg Wang and earlier of the day and Sunway Pyramid a day before as to shop for his/her/its outfit to join the Annual biggest event of Nuffnang which is the Nokia Silent Halloween Party!

Insiders leaked that Parui Hilton was having hardtime searching for the right size heels in Sg Wang which caused the delay to the planned schedule.

"Parui Hilton left Bukit Bintang Area at 4.30pm and headed back to puchong."
anonymous

As usual, Parui was spotted misbehaving, even on the road, in her/his/its Limo.

he/she/it was caught showing the "international sign" to one of the drivers
who doubted her/his/its beauty.

Parui Hilton walked the red carpet at 6.30pm.

From left: Parui's bro and Parui

Nicole Richie Diese and Parui

As to deny the rumors of catfight going on among both of them.

The cast of Heroes
From left: Diese, Parui, Copykate, Harry

"Robb the sexiest mummy of the night", according to Parui.
those who were there should know why.

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Parui hilton breastfed Mini-me of Dr. Evil Nicholas on the red carpet
as Nic's wife was delivering Mini-me Two at home.

Parui was so excited when she met KY aka Rain!
KY would cum spray at anyone who couldnt guess his character correctly.


All the dramas fun began..

Parui was amazed with the interiors of the club.
he/she/it wanted to dance there so badly.

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Attention seeker whore Parui as usual.

The head of the party gave his rocking speech as to open the party.

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He sang.
Not really.

Did he?
No hes the Emcee, Liang.

Instead,
Nokia IAC was kind enough to borrow the crowd their very own Lalaling Alaling Butter Kaya Cocks Koks.

Those who also performed that night.

The rapists rappers.

The band was reported to revive the souls of the undeads.

Half time...


A close friend of Parui disclosed that Parui was seduced by nigel's sweet smile.



Parui showed his/her/its true colours after the meal. While Robb, Liang and Kenny danced their heart out on the stage,
Parui was spotted jumping from one guy to another and another ...

Tranny Transformer Wilson together with Parui were caught red handed!

The instant reaction of the two of them as to hide the fact that they made out.
Parui reacted as though she was interested in transformer mp3.

NEXT!

Paris Hilton once had Deryck from Sum41

Parui had Derek from Nuffnang.

NEXT!

Even the photographer, Munak, couldn't resist Parui.

NEXT!

Parui flirted with Johnny Kenny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)

NEXT!

Even Pope Johnny was seduced.

NEXT!

Helen Phua Chu Kang's big Taikohtai scared Parui off.

NEXT!

"SHHHhhhhh..its silent Halloween Party~"

NEXT!

Falcon the lawyer.

Wannabes spotted.

NEXT!

The Doctor. Doctor Cheez!

Doctors owned!

NEXT!


Done with doctor, Parui went on trying on dentist.

Bernard, seduced.

NEXT!

Kelvin and Parui. They kissed.

Kelvin and Parui. They went wild.

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Kelvin tried to hide his identity but he has forgotten the tag on his mask.

NEXT!

The emcee Liang was spotted fondling dot dot dot..

NEXT!

Parui dared not hook up with Yat.

"He looked shoooo scary and emotionless, omg omg!"
Parui

NEXT!

The moment Kenny Micheal Jacksia came down from the stage...

he/she/it rushed forward to smooch him.

NEXT!

"Captain Hook can really hook well, bad bad David, !"
Parui

Parui Hilton was spotted with some other babes too.

"Sherry was shoooo jelous with my twin sisters"
Parui
Karena LOL-ed at Parui's though.

Scary things do happen...

Zoe and Parui

Kimberly was casting some spell to enlarge Parui's twin sisters.

Parui and Sharlyn

Lynn, Berry and Parui

Cleopatra, Deb, Parui and Shokyee

Frm left: wenpink,parui,munak.
They wanted to feel "it".

Jamie,Parui and lengzai doc

Parui and Micheal Vi JackSam

Parui and Carmen

Parui and Iris.

Games at the party.
Apart from the characters hunting game...
Kennysia lost terribly. A losing pose perhaps?

And also the balloon game...

There was this mummy-wrapping game which involved Parui..

The leaders for the groups.

Parui spotted in action!

Never-serious-Parui.

The mummies. Was Parui one of them?

Nah, it was Harry, Munak and Sherry.

What is Silent Halloween?

Dont get it?
watch this...



Parui Hilton was spotted to grind on Bernard...



"he/she/it seduced my boyfriend!Imma gonna cry~"
Bernard's boyfriend

and..

he/she/it DID NOT SHAVE.WTF!

The Prize giving ceremony.


Not!this were the nominees for costume awards.

Nigel won the best blog post award.

The runner up for costume awards.
Jolene and Satan.

The silent dance awards.
The cute macho cheehong and Kellster.

David won the costume award for male category...
Parui won the costume award for female category!

After party fun...

Nic once again..
and he seemed to enjoy it very much.

The not so MJ kennysia..

Superheroes spotted.
Ridiculous Parui spotted once again..

with bunch of crazee peeps haunting the town.




Parui was then spotted back in Puchong cleaning up herself.

She then turned into a He.

Parui mamaked with a bunch of bloggers after that...

Parui's leftover.

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Seriously, the macha gave me two forks?
so, I told him,
"Macha, I dont wan 2 fok on the table~"


Until 4.25am. LOL

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Something extra:

i) Celine and Joe. Two scary peeps that I respected for their guts.

ii) Ever since then, I know how hard izzit to be a woman, especially a vain one.
Heels can kill, like seriously.... /_\

iii) Gave most of the accessories to my cousin who accompanied me to shop and also to make up for me

Except for that red feathers(unwanted and it served as deco at the hostel door for a moment) and also that hair band as I have long disturbing fringe.

iv) Gave that Nokia 5320 XpressMusic to my mum.
After all, as i said, what that worth the most was the fun and the experience.
It was really nice meeting with new yet cool peeps.




note: Some characters and parts of the storyline involved in this entry are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. There's nothing to do with the dead or alive humans who actually exists. Thank you.

Photo credits: Kimberly, Gareth, Aaron, Falcon, Bernard, Aster, Isaac, Celline

27 comments:

Harry said...

good job bro!!

freaking scandalous post of yours!!

LOLz!

Me like!

AHMIKE said...

NANG NANG NANG xD

♥ JessieTan said...

PARUIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! ULL OWAYS BE MY BITCH!!!!
WHETHER RUI OR PARUI, UR STILL A STAR!!!

much love!

wEtwEtwAtEr said...

wat the! scandolous! :P

zhenlong25 said...

nice job dude=)

Ruionkoh said...

Harry,
haha its just for fun XD

Ah mike,
thanks thanks ^^

Jessie,
hahah LOL star?why not moon?bitch is good or bad?XD XD XD

kelvin,
LOL its among two of us. LOL WTF ROFL.

zhenlong,
thanks dude ^^

regards,
rui

Venessa ♥♥ said...

HAHAH. aww sad i wasn't there la!
Looked really fun wei. :)
AND YOU N MY BOI SCANDAL WHEN IM NOT AROUND! NOW I KNOW, =p

DiEsE said...

ruuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hahahaha.... suddenly i become nicole richie.. lol
this is one heck of a loooong post..
i'm loving it.. XD

shaun said...

omg u bitch!!!

im so getting hot in here... haha !!

nice post ... ^^

hafreze said...

wow..hottie!!

u make me cum hong rui..hahaha

tw said...

damn. i wan some grinding tooo!!!

Harry said...

wtf?!! Hafreze cum for Parui?! WTF WTF WTF?!!

Kurogane said...

Awww....nuffnang...cool community...wish I can go there and join the food ...and tha chicks and tha ppl!

Parui hilton... nice post... entertaining indeed..

curryegg said...

Lol.....
really reallly.. realllly....

:P

Cathy said...

waliao..damn long la your post, bitch!!

nice one though..XD

e s t a n c u s said...

OMG>. u gila babi lar you... haha!! >.<

Jayelle said...

hahaha what's with this whole giving phones to mums eh! :P (must be because our own ori phones are more high tech to begin with..hehehehe..BUT THANK YOU NOKIA:))

and i love your bitchy commentary!

kang yong said...

i know the liang zai doc, he is one of my course mate, Alexander

here is his blog..
http://keen1987.blogspot.com/

Jan said...

LOL
i wanted to take pic v u that day la~
but you so busy
lol wait
i think i did take a pic with you
did i ??
>.<

klubbkidd said...

awww. so sweet that you mentioned me and celine dude despite have nothing to do with the whole story. huahuahua...

but sweeter bout the phone to your mom thing. me was planning to give it to my sis.

cheers bro... and don't let haters get you down.

Knight said...

Did not expect the party to be so damn interesting. Wish I had the guts to go. ^^

Celine said...

Haha... I like your post. Very entertaining. :)

Look like you really went full out that night. And I like the part where you show the comparison between Parui and Paris. That one was really funny! :P

vvens said...

omg. i actually enjoy reading this post alot! hahaha you damn slutty okay! hahahahaha.

and i like the name you gave me! :)

melmonica said...

wow! very interesting and funny post indeed!

parui hilton... very original :) this is seriously one of the funniest post i came about. two thumbs up!

Ruionkoh said...

Ven,
sooweeeee, can I pay you the rent nowww? XD XD


diese,
Thanks alot for lurving my post diese *huggies huggies* ^^
So Baynn is Benji?XD


shaun,
hahaha shoo shoo shoo XD jk
Thanks nyway


hafreze,
how many liters did you cum-ed? XD


tw,
you have my email dont you?HAHAHA


harry,
you wanna join the fun too? XD XD


kurogane,
haha everyone stands a chance to join in the fun. you are welcome to join us XD


curryegg,
really really warttttt ? XD XD


cathybitch,
haha you called me a bitch too k!haha XD thanks nyway


marcus,
babi itu gila.
wooohooo XD XD
join in the fun next time kie!


jayelle,
haha not really tho its something like that haha wtf am i talking.err just that my current w700 has similar functions so no point changing rite :)

anyway thanks for the liking XD


jan,
errr which was you?sorry I tried to look for ur photos in your blog but i dun see any except the tiny lil profile pic. anyway I wasnt THAT busy. Do say hi next time :)


joe,
I tried to squeeze u into the story but i cnt coz i dint take any pic of you and celine together. haih haih. maybe next time wokay?Now you know what I was busying with lor. XD

haha not that sweet lar just the almost similar functions no point lor XD

yeah thanks for the encouragements bro :)


knight,
you sure have guts!see you next party WOKAY?^^


celine,
I like yours too XD
sowrry din feat you in the story because we dint take any pic either haih...maybe next time huh?
lol yeah the comparisons, it took me some time to figure that out though XD


Micheal Vi Jacksam,
haha there you go~
XD
thanks alot for liking my slutines s.
LOL wtf now slutty its like a compliment?hahah nevermind you happy I happy thats it rite :)


melmonica,
haha thanks. glad to hear that it sounds original :) after all ppl still mention "Parui looks like Paris". When will people mention "Paris looks like Parui?" XD jking
and thanks for liking my post yea ^^

regards,
rui

J-Teoh said...

Good one~! Wicked sense of humour ya got, sista! w00t w00t~! ;)

Ruionkoh said...

jteoh,
Thanks :)

regards,
rui