just to share the Dirty jokes that made me LOL ...
(1) To make it straight, she pulls it.
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it.
To put it in, she pushes it.
It's hell of a job threading a needle!!!
(2) A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back.
The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said,
'I'll pay you in monthly installment.'
(3) Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend.
'The man next to me is masturbating!'
Bf: 'Ignore him.'
Gf: 'I can't.'
Bf: 'Why not?'
Gf: 'He is using my hand!'
(4) The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and asks
'Does anybody know what this is?
Dirty Harry says 'Oh, it's a penis and you know dad's got 2 of them?'
The teacher says '2 of them?'
'ya! The little one he uses to pee and the big one to brush mum's teeth.'
(5) 4 miracles of a woman
Getting wet without taking a shower
Bleeding without getting hurt
Giving milk without eating grass
Making boneless meat hard.
(6) What is the smallest hotel in the world?
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'
It accomodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside.
(7) Unborn twins saw a penis approaching.
1st: Papa coming, papa coming.
2nd: U fool, it's uncle lah. Papa never comes with raincoat!
(8) A hubby said to his wife,
'I will take a photo of your breast and frame it.'
The wife said to husband,
'I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it.'
(9) A girl at 15 is a SURPRISE.
At 25, she is the RIGHT PRICE.
At 35, a GRAND PRIZE.
At 45, a CONSOLATION PRIZE.
At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE, and
at 65, a GIVAWAY PRIZE.
(10) What did Snow White complain about after having sex with the 7 dwarfs?
Snow White said,
'I would rather have 7 inches at 1 time. Not 1 inch 7 times.'
(11) The vagina is the world's best rehabilatation center.
Even the most violent and aggresive penis comes out humbled, head bowed and reduced in size.
(12) Lady was trying on dress.
Husband: 'Your bum is as big as a BBQ pit!'
Later in bed, husband said, 'Want to do it?'
Wife: 'It's a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for a small sausage.'