Thursday, December 17, 2009

Free Starbucks!


Yes you can, look what I have got for myself...

3 fucking cups!
Assume each to be RM5.
You do the maths.
But anyway, its free.


Its Starbucks 11th anniversary!
simply because of the free coffees

woops wait,
have i told you that the free coffee offer is only available
from 11am-1pm today(17 dec 2009)?

You are LATE.


Oh, wait,
have I told you that
my booth here in The Curve is just steps away from Starbucks?

*continue slurping*


Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Have you seen Curvy Jingle Xmas?

Hey bitches, im sorry for not updating for quite some time,
had a marathon in life lol.
phuket trip to final exam to pc fair work.

But for now, its The Curve Xmas deco in the house yo.
(Fyi, am currently working at the Curve center court, till sunday)

What do I do?
simple, come spend more than Rm100 in the curve
and you will eventually meet me if you actually bother
to give a damn bout getting your ass captured by my low-end dslr LOL.

Test power 1 2 3

without flash

with flash

Less talking, more showings.
First, lets take a peep...

Oh no, I see a half-naked cupid.

In fact, there are many of them...

the show-off one.

the lalat.

the tree hug-er.

the legolas cupid.

the amitabha-amen-cupid.
Hint: reevaluate the photos above.

the cupid with the stick,
i mean the flute la dammit.

the run light zao geng one.

and not forgetting...

the horny one.

Enough of those almost-naked cupids,
lets take a look around for some decent xmas decos,

But out of all the decos,
I still prefer this one hanging on the christmas tree,
dam, it has some kinda aura,
must be the man in it.

Okay and here are some demo shots taken,

The first shot wasnt any ordinary customer.
they are the top management of the company's division.
tension, 1st shot lagi.

Okay and here are some worth seeing shots of the customers
(no, i didnt mention that some are not worth looking,
its you that thought that way)

cute neh?

Whatever it is,
Have a great preparation for xmas and have fun!
buy a turkey, eat a turkey, but never be like one alright.

Ho Ho Ho.
All I want for christmas is U.
Not A not B not C not D not E not F not G...etc
lame, i know.
this is what happened when you are too bored at work.

anyway it took me almost 4-5hours to complete thos post LOL.

oh, btw
did you notice something?


Once again!



Monday, November 23, 2009


Hey bitches.
phuket-ing now.
too many unwanted and unhappy things have been happening.
I will just mention the more recent one,
I tripped 4 days before coming to phuket.
sprained my ankle.
no tom yam, no coconut, no ice drinks, no sour beverage/food,
there is something really bothers me alot.
And thats why im blogging here .. sigh..
Anyway just some pictures that I have googled.
Dont expect to see much nice photos from me,
because my dslr lens which was sent to repair,
i have not gotten back.
double sigh.



Thursday, November 12, 2009

Big boobs proven to be wiser!

Boobs rock.
Boobs like this make you go OH-OH.

All the while, chinese have this believe saying,
which means Big Boobs No Brain, yeah direct translation lol.
But results have proven the opposite results though.
Read this.


Thursday November 12, 2009

Women with bigger breasts found to be smarter


A STUDY conducted in the United States showed that women with big breasts are not necessarily less intelligent than those who are less endowed.

Quoting a Singapore newspaper article, Sin Chew Daily said women with bigger breasts were found to be smarter instead.

It said the study was conducted in Chicago to find out whether the size of a woman’s bust affected her brain power.

The study, involving 1,200 women, was conducted by a female researcher. The subjects were divided into five groups, from extra small to extra big.

The report said it was possible such women were smarter due to the higher level of female hormones that could result in better development in the brain.

The Star


And here are some of the celebrities
who knew about this report earlier,
and they have been trying to be "smarter"

Victoria Beckham
before and after
Became smarter and got married to rich Beckham.

before and after
Became smarter and focused more on solo career.

Gemma Atkinson
before and after
Became smarter and captured more exposed photos.

Carmen Electra
before and after
became smarter and got into smart movies.
(Meet the Spartans & Disaster Movie)

Beyonce Knowles
before and after
became smarter and got into movie industry.

Christina Aguilera
before and after
became smarter and dolled up herself for brand name' sake.

Jolin Tsai
before and after
Became smarter by dumping JayChou.

Lindsay Lohan
before and after
Became smarter for walking on the street without a bra.

Pamela Anderson
before and after
became the SMARTEST for getting divorced.

Britney Spears
before and after
became the SMARTEST of the Smartest
for not wearing any panty and bra
so to promote her crotch to the paparazzi.

I have gave you enough references,
Judging time....

Hong Rui
before and after
became smarter?


Sorry if the 1st picture made you TFK guys,
you have just masturbated by looking at two freaking balloons.
(fuck your life)

By the way,
Everything has its Pros and Cons

SO stay what you are and target your market segment.