Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I tried to be one but I am one.Sorry.

Another wave of guiltiness.
I really dont want things like this to happen again.
No more. No more.

I am sorry.

I think I shouldnt hide it anymore,
yes peeps,
you are right,
I am a bisexual.

Yes you heard me right.
I drool over girls all the time but I do drool over guys actually.
I know this will be hard for the people around me,
my family & friends to accept me for who am I.

I am announcing this on my blog,
coz i dont want anybody to get hurt anymore.
no more.

I do lurve the fun with guys.
They think its fun, I think its pleasuring.

I do have guys pals who make me go oh oh.

Now you know what I mean.

the feeling of getting protected.

Kenny Sia, Me love.
For real.

I admit to have fetish for trannies.

I do have "open" friend who made me wet mah pants.

and yes, we kissed.

at least for me..

And, yes Ven,
I did fall for cheez.
Sorry but not anymore.

And if you can't take me for who am I,


Still ♥Bie.

It will somehow be my history.
Let's today be the last day for it..
I promise.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

I’m a Musicon Celebrity thanks to Maxis Broadband.

Have you ever wanted to be a celebrity?

And here's the chance for you to SS ( syok-sendiri)
Click here to read more.

Many prizes to be won which include Nokia XpressMusic 5800.
Yes, real one, no scam.
As I have won myself a
Nokia XpressMusic 5310 last year
during Nuffnang Halloween Party last year.
as I "terrified" the crowd by crossdressing...

I already went as a celebrity last year.
and I would be really pleased if I could go again as
Parui Hilton is already
an disgusting & disturbing"Icon" & "star".

Believe it or not...


According to reliable source,
"The pop star involved in an altercation with her boyfriend, singer Not-so-Brown, after a pre-Nuffnang-Music-Bash party, that left bruises and a scratch on her face, according to US media reports."
Click Here to read more.



Sue from Nuffnang, actually called me up yesterday,
asking will I be posting my entry;
but with heavy heart,
I turned down the invitation.
I have to.
No red carpet for me dammit.
dam blardy assignments!
fuck this semester
THREE out of four-100%-assignments-orientated-subjects

So, yes.
PARUI HILTON admited for her absensce for Nuffnang Music Bash 09.

No more horny and disturbing action like last year.

No more free sex for the sick pirate.

No more free sex for the sick dentist.

No more free sex for the sick 45Cents.

No more foursome groupsex.

No more free sex for sick Kennysia.


yeah,please dont tell Kenny's Ex Sam poh
that I was the third party..

Parui Hilton
-Out FOR of service-


Thursday, March 26, 2009

Horny Old Man.

No, Not me.
Tho my english tutor back in secondary used to called me that lol

There r reasons why I lurve The Star Online shoooo much.

First, it widens your knowledge.
Secondly, it improves your command of language.
Thirdly, it teaches you things that your mum have never taught you before.

Heart disease patients are prohibited from reading the following article.
www.ruionkoh.blogspot.com will not be liable for any nervous shock or death occured.

fcuk, im still obssess with mah law assignment.

Thursday March 26, 2009

Old man’s bottle mishap leads to his death

A SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.

The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.

China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.

Doctors tried to alleviate the man’s suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.

His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death.

CLICK HERE for Original Source.


Some heart disease patients must have died laughing after reading this.

Sorry but i cant help myself from laughing.


Diametre of an Old man's dick > Diametre of the soft drink bottle' mouth

P/S: Ladies, no cucumber kay. Ladies fingers maybe?


Sunday, March 22, 2009


I have always thought that I know how to spell "Guiltiness" till I see this just now.

41 and 7 miscalls on each of mah phone and another 8 msges on one of em.


It happened that I was so into altering my law group assignment at bie's house and since that her bro wasnt sleeping yet, so I continued with mah work since I was kinda into my work until the clock struck one thirty; her bro was about to sleep(Both my phones were silent as my groupmates were calling in to discuss bout the assignment and I didnt wana wake her parents up). Held baby from living room sofa to bedroom and gave a peck before I left. She looked tired, in fact must be darn tired as she got stuck accompanying me whole frigging day. in fact it has been weeks as she accompanies me to do my work n stuff instead of the other way round .

I thought she was asleep till she dropped me a good nite and drive safe msg just before reaching home. I never intended to reply as I swear I thought she was back to her dreamland and I didnt wanna wake her up. Reached home and mum was using the comp, left mah pants in the room with the silent mode phones in the pockets, headed downstairs for a cup of water and friggin fell asleep on the living room sofa, tired.


4am I regained conscious and walked back to room and it was the time I saw the

41 and 7 miscalls on each of mah phone
and another 8 msges on one of em.

I told her what happened and I fucking made her worried like fark...

"I was so worried and I went to wake my mum up just to brin me to ur house n to make sure ur car is there.im home now.but, really, il never ever forgive myself if anything happens to you. I just cnt imagine my life without you. I prayed to God for ur safety n I just thank God ure ok..."
- bie, 4.13am.-
P/s: praying is the last thing that comes to her mind usually. Plus, her whole family has to get up at 6am later for cheng beng prayer.


Argh put yourself in my shoes and I am sure
you can frigging spell "G-u-i-l-t-i-n-e-s-s" without learning ABC!

I, hereby, would like to apologize sincerely to my bie and family(her mum especially).
Though it was somehow more to the miscommunication but still I am sorry
as it was me who caused all da troubles.

If only the guiltiness could be mend that easily. Argh, sometimes, drama just happens.

And, it sucks.


In another, 45 mins time, and they will have to wake up.
They just slept like an hour ago.

IF only I can pause the global clock now and let them sleep longer.
IF only I could turn back time to reply a msg or to un-silent my phones.
IF only I could donate my sleep to them.

dam, seriously, curse me upside down.
I just screwed everything. = (


Saturday, March 21, 2009

Vagina Hole! Vagina Hole!

Hey guys, have you heard of the theme song for Slumpdog Millionaire?
It is called Jai Ho Vagina Hole by PUSSYcat dolls.
(I do think its
PUSSYcat dolls's theme song.)
and here are the modified lyrics for Jaiho.

*Please play the song and sing along so to enhance the pleasure.

(Vagina Hole)
(Vagina Hole)I got (I got) shivers shavers (shavers),
When you touch away,
I'll make you hot,
Get all you got,
I'll make you wanna say (Vagina Hole)

(Vagina Hole)

I got (I got) fever (fever),
Running like a fire,
For you I will go all the way,
I wanna take you higher (Vagina Hole)
I keep it steady uh-steady,
That's how I feel it.
This beat is heavy, so heavy,
You gonna feel it.

(Vagina Hole)You are the reason that I breathe,(Vagina Hole)
You are the reason that I still believe,(Vagina Hole)
You are my destiny,
Jai Ho! Uh-uh-uh-oh!
(Vagina Hole)No there is nothing that can stop us(Vagina Hole)
Nothing can ever come between us,(Vagina Hole)
So come and dance with me,
Vagina Hole! (oohh)

Catch me, catch me, catch me, c'mon, catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, come and save me,
I need you now.

I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go.

Vagina Hole

(Vagina Hole) Escape (escape) away (away),
I'll take you to a place,
This fantasy of you and me,
I'll never lose my chance. (Vagina Hole)


I can (I can) feel you (feel you),
Rushing through my veins,
There's an notion in my heart,
I will never be the same.

(Vagina Hole)Just keep it burnin', yeah baby,
Just keep it comin', (Vagina Hole)
You're gonna find out baby,
I'm one in a million.

You are the reason that I breathe,(Vagina Hole)
You are the reason that I still believe,(Vagina Hole)
You are my destiny,
Jai Oh! Uh-uh-uh-oh!

(Vagina Hole)No there is nothing that can stop us(Vagina Hole)
Nothing can ever come between us(Vagina Hole)
So come and dance with me,
Vagina Hole! (oohh) (Hear me its destiny)

Catch me, catch me, catch me, c'mon, catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, come and save me,
I need you now.

I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go.

Vagina Hole, Vagina Hole, Vagina Hole

I need you,
Gonna make it,(Vagina Hole)
I'm ready,
So take it!

(Vagina Hole)You are the reason that I breathe,(Vagina Hole)
You are the reason that I still believe,(Vagina Hole)
You are my destiny,
Vagina Hole! Uh-uh-uh-oh!

(Vagina Hole)No there is nothing that can stop us,(Vagina Hole)
Nothing can ever come between us,(Vagina Hole)
So come and dance with me,
Vagina Hole! (oohh)

Vagina Hole!

Cibaila Cibaila!

Vagina Hole!

(Alt+3) Bie.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Auzie cuzies.

My loyal reader would know that I have got a few auzie cousins.
(as in migrated ones)

The last time they came back was years ago.
I remember very clearly it was CNY.
When I was still in NS,
yes, BALD!
Ling Ying.

Ling Zhang.

And I do remember
I had a blowjob and sex on the beach
with my ausie cuzies+ deir bfs.

Dam you pervies, its the name of the cocktail~!

My ausie cuzzie just came back weeks ago.
I did join in for a short while...
(sorry for being a poor host,ling ying lol blame da assignments. )

bei zhan.
(I have once mentioned that 4th aunt of mine HERE.)


The other part where I was absent...

Is he hawt?

Gals, good news!
He left his singlet in my house,
come bid for it.

Did you notice something by looking at the photos?
I dont know about you but one of the ausie fren who tagged along this time
has high potential of being a gay.
I think he is,my cuz and bf think so too.
But, according to my cuz, he denies being one.hmpph
Have you got an idea of which one that I am toking about?
come on.
scroll up.look through the pics and think deeply.
Kay, let's see if you have guessed correctly..



this is actually a scheduled post
(drafted on 12 March 3am)
as to be dedicated
to mah babie as an appreciation
for being
understanding, supportive, caring and loving

since beginning.
"We are gotta stand by our ground whether it rains or snows."

Happy one quarter anniversary babie!


Thursday, March 12, 2009

Malaysia politicians, womanizer? Another scandal?

This is...

"Datuk Seri Mohamed Nazri bin Tan Sri Abdul Aziz is a Malay Malaysian politician from the United Malays National Organisation (UMNO), and is as of 2008 a Minister in the Prime Minister's Department in charge of parliamentary affairs. In June 2005 Nazri caused controversy when he shouted the phrase "bloody racist" (or variants of it) 28 times in Parliament. A request by opposition Democratic Action Party (DAP) lawmaker Fong Po Kuan for Nazri to take back his comments went unheeded. The incident occurred during a debate on the Malaysian Medical Council's derecognition of Crimea State Medical University (CSMU) medical degrees; most Malaysian students sent to study there were of Indian extraction."

Macho enough?
Now, Click HERE for macho-er one.
Note:photo source=gutteruncensored.
(Caution: Adult content alert. Click and view at your own risk. If you are under 18, please invite your parents to view it together with you seek for your parents' permission before viewing.)

Is it the same person?
Wokay, stop with the cursing,
here goes the macho son.
You do the counting alright?

And many more.
All photos and info are acquired from www.gutteruncensored.com as usual
so go ahead and sue after gutteruncensored but not me. Im just a loyal follower of da blog.
I write what I think from what I read, I see , I hear.

Lifestyle of the rich and famous.

Chick magnets are made of money.

Wait a min,
How many of the chicks actually were after the rich men
money rather than his heart?
you do the judging.

By the way,
I think I think I have been over-busied with my assignments
to an extend that

.... I dint know that
thats not prohibition in drinking anymore.


Monday, March 9, 2009

Physchological test.

Phsycho test!
Get to know yourself more.
Believe it or not, just do it for the sake of fun kay.
(Got the link from Lemboon punya son)

www.ruionkoh.blogspot.com is not liable for any unsatisfying result kay.
fuck, i studied too much of Business Law

Anyway here's mine.


Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.

(partner found)
But Highly-Agreed.
esp the 1st line.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
Highly Agreed.
And I think I have found the ONE.

The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
Highly Agreed.
Very deep indeed.

Your views on education:
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.
9-5 is so not my job.
And I guess thats why im taking marketing.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.
Highly Agreed..
You need to walk before you run.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.
Im paranoid.

What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.
Yes, Im paranoid.
BUT I THINK I dont care bout how people look at me?

Who is your true self:
You like privacy very much because you enjoy spending time with your own thoughts. You like to disappear when you cannot find solutions to your own problems, but you would feel better if you learned to share your thoughts with a person you trust.
Highly Agreed.
If you are that someone, I will tell you if you ask

True or not?

you judge.

Click HERE to check yours today.


Friday, March 6, 2009

Spread the love with cupcakes.

Sorry for the no Slow updates peeps.
Life has been fucking hectic.

Having three 100% assignment orientated subject


another 70:30(70 exam, 30 assignment) subject over a semester


Serving 3 wives


a prostitute over a night.

*Photo published with permission from the model.

DISCLAIMER: www.ruionkoh.blogspot.com shall not be liable for any usage of cucumber/sperm lost/ erection/discomfort caused during/after viewing the photo above. Viewed/view at your own risk. Dont sue me.

Btw, Anne dropped me a message daysssssss ago earlier along with a mail.
Asking me to feature-advertise a charity project on my blog.
I have no idea who are organizing it but who cares right?
For charity.

The following texts had been copied exactly from curryegg.

There is a charity project which is organized by Diploma in Hospitality and Tourism Management of Sunway College University. They are trying to raise the fund for the School of Act which is located in Jinjang Utara, Kepong, Malaysia.

(click on the poster to enlarge)

Founded by: Pastor Jonathan
Established in 2000
Located in Jinjang Utara, Kepong

*Help put children back in school
*Raise funds for long houses
*Pay monthly bills, school fees, food and other everyday expenses and necessities.

Event Details

The trial baking is just a simple process in showing how to bake and decorate a cupcake.
The themes for workshops are:-
1. True Love (14th March)
2. Flower Power (21st March @ 1300)
3. Healthy Lifestyle (Carrot and Raisins on 28th March @ 1300)

One session cost RM 30 but if you join 2 sessions at a time it cost RM 50 only
and ITS ALL FOR A GOOD CAUSE. Do help by spreading the word around and blogging about it is most welcome!

For more information and who are interested please contact: Ms. Sara Leong at zhinsara@gmail.com or by calling 016 515 8189
or the numbers on the banner...