Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Boycott Uncle John Kopitiam Nilai.plsthxbye.

I was there.

When I sat down, I orderd nasi lemak SPECIAL and a glass of chocolate drink.
After I ordered, I was starving,
so I wanted to take a bite of the bread that I have just bought,
and the cheebye foreign waiter was staring at me as though
I have just frigging bitten off the foreskin of his dick.

"No sir, outside food not allowed, no outside food~"

Oh fuck it, its just a bread

Fine, I respected the "rule and regulations".
and I obeyed the bulldog-faced foreign worker.

So the Nasi lemak came.
It was SUPPOSED to look like this....

(A nasilemak photo of Uncle John found on google)

Price : -

You might say every Uncle John sells the same price what,
But why was the Nasi Lemak SPECIAL served to me
wasn't the same as shown in the photo I googled?

(Not to mention, you wont get to see any price list attached to the menu of Nilai Uncle John Kopitiam
from outside, not until you take your seat)

1) The sambal was as little as one small baby tiny micro tea spoon
-I asked for extra sambal from the waiter, and in his Nepal Nipple slang , he replied "50 Cents sir. ".

-So i went to the counter and there was this another bulldog-face lady-boss-alike biatch sitting at the cashier there, so I told her about the sambal and
she told me "50 cents."
I replied, "you come and see and finish it yourself!"

She quiet for a moment, and she told the waiter in a sibeh bosong face
"Give him sambal~"
MCB, what a scam!
Its not that I dint want to pay 50 cents but I bosong
the way they were trying to scam the customers at 7.30 per plate to cover their poor business.

2) My Nasi Lemak Special was indeed special as there wasnt a single piece of cucumber
- I dont need an explaination for this because I know the bulldog-face lady-boss-alike biatch is definitely single, unwanted, horny and needing dozens of cucumbers daily to satisfy her needs. No, I don't want any USED cucumber to be served on my plate. dammit.


Sunday, July 26, 2009

Yasmin Ahmad officially died.

Yasmin Ahmad dies



KUALA LUMPUR: Renowned film and advertising director Yasmin Ahmad died here at about 11.25pm on Saturday night.

Her death was confirmed by Media Prime Group Chief Operations Officer Datuk Seri Ahmad Farid Ridzuan, who was at the Damansara Specialists Hospital, when contacted by Bernama.

Yasmin, 51, collapsed while presenting a working paper at Sri Pentas, the headquarters of the private television station TV3 on Thursday and was rushed to the Damansara Specialists Hospital.

She was reported to have suffered a stroke and brain haemorrhage.

Original source HERE.

I have not mentioned her before in my blog.
But one of her greatest creations did appear in my blog before.
click HERE and il direct you to one of my old posts which featured her creation.

YES, shes the only one that can make you cry/tearish,
by just watching TV commercials.
You may not know that you have been watching her commercials
during deepavali, hari raya or even cny.

Now,does that rings a bell?
Read more of her HERE.
(im surprised that wikipedia is updated so quickly)

Just a thought,
Wikipedia's entry is updated so quickly when a talent dies,
Does wikipedia update its entry too when a new talent is borned?

Anyway, RIP Yamin Ahmad.

I'll end this post with a few of her bestest creations.

We will start off with a light-weight one, Tan Hong Ming in Love

And try to hold your tears for this one..

"...the little imperfection that makes them perfect for you"

"..life partners who are beautifully imperfect.."

Thank god I have found my beautifully imperfect one.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Happy birthday to my baby.

Happy birthday bie!*hearts

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Harry Potter and the Half-Boob Princess.

(Click above to enlarge your penis the poster.)

P/S: sorry, to the fan because im not one.
Emma Watson's sideboobs photo source: gutteruncensored.com.


Wednesday, July 15, 2009

A thought.

"I miss her."

If only time can be forwarded like a video recorder..


Saturday, July 11, 2009

The problem with Men.

We see.

We perceive..

We think we know.

But actually we dont.

Our head gets confused easily.


We see

We perceive..

We think we know.


But actually we dont.

Another head of ours get confused easily too.

"Lion" photos grabbed from EvOi

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Megan Fox fall for Zac Efron. Wtf.

Megan Fox Obsessed With Zac Efron

November 24, 2008 02:42:35 GMT

Revealing her celebrity crush, Megan Fox admits she is obsessed with Disney actor Zac Efron.
Megan Fox

© Bob Charlotte/PR Photos
Hollywood hottie has openly admitted she has crush on "High School Musical" star . "I'm obsessed with him," so she tells Page Six.

She, however, doesn't detail on what makes her admiring Zac. She, instead, simply says, "What you don't know is that Zac and I are the same person ... it's like Janet and Michael [Jackson], we are the same person."

In related news, Megan Fox has also likened herself to aging hard rock guitarist Ted Nugent. "I don't think I'm a sexy, beautiful woman. I look like Ted Nugent in a black wig," she was quoted as commenting about her being considered sexy by people in common.

Megan was last seen attending GQ's bash in Los Angeles on Tuesday night, November 18 with her actor fiance . During the event, they shared to the press about their upcoming wedding plans, saying that they would invite only "a few people" to the festivity as they want it to be a private affair.

Megan herself recently has been chosen as one of GQ's Men of the Year, becoming the one and only female who made the list. She was called "obsession" by the men's magazine.

original source HERE

When a hottie fall for a cutie wannabe
Its worse than what you think...