Sunday, September 27, 2009

The bloody fella!

Came across this meaningful joke.
Here to share with you people.

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John works in a supermarket.
A man came in and asked John for half a kilogram of butter.

The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter,
but the man was persistent.
The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do.

John walked into the back room and said,
"There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter."

As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing
right behind him,
So he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager finished the deal and later said to John,
"You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must
say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it.
You think on your feet, and I like it a lot. Which place are you from?"

John replied, "I'm from Mexico, sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manager.
John replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."
"My wife is from Mexico," the manager said.

John replied, "Which team did she play for?"
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Life is about adapting yourself to the current situation.

You plan,
but you plan to change to adapt.

♥bie

Friday, September 25, 2009

Do you see what I see?


If you havnt see get what I see,
wear you specs.
If you still can't see what I see,
enlarge the photo.
If you see what I see now,
you are a peado just like me.

♥Bie



Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Ruionkoh.blogspot.com is on holiday!


A last minute post :)





By the time you read this, I am either on da plane
or
am trying to secure my butt in Thailand(Chiang Mai)



♥Bie
willmissyoulots!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

These are kid bullies.

Here I present to you a clip featured on Gutteruncensored



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UPDATE
NOTE: THE VID HAS BEEN REMOVED WITHIN HOURS, SO IS THE GUTTERUNCENSORED.COM. Despite the lack of freedom of speech on Internet, I am not gonna delete this post; Instead, I am gonna give you a brief idea of what is the video about. The clip is "starred" by a group of teenagers who are going through puberty stage, and some are still brats. Generally, it is a gang of at least 5 teenagers who acted like barbarians, slapping an innocent girl like nobody business. The gang consists of both males and females but those that have slapped the girl like nobody business were all girls(yes, really young girls, say like 12-15 yrs old?). One of the boys was the one holding the cam. It was not clear of what was the motive behind the slapping, but I think they were just finding excuse to let off their anger on the innocent girl. In the clip, the "mama" aka the leader of the gang even demonstrated the "correct" way of slapping to her "followers". And they seemed to be having A LOT of fun slapping the girl as they were laughing all the way. All the words being yelled towards the innocent girl were all vulgar enough to piss you off. At the end of the video, one of the most rebellious followers even intended to kick that innocent girl. It seemed like they are so used to it, it is like a part of their everyday-life. I am quite sure that is not the only victim and im quite sure this is not the first time the girl got harassed like that either. To make things worse, they did this right in front of the God's altar. I hope that gives you a clear picture.
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I am not sure what is the reason the girl being "punished"
or whether is there any reason
but what I could clearly hear are
CIBAI,LANCAU,LIMPEH etc etc...
Whether they are malaysians or singaporeans,
its not important.
Why bother?

Does it make any difference whether are they
malaysians or singaporeans?
Malaysian and Singapore are neighbours after all.
Stop being denial.
I admit there is a big possibility that they are Malaysians.
But they might have migrated to Singapore or vice versa.
That, we dont need to know.

Singapore and Malaysia are just a bridge away;
IF the bullies happen to be Malaysians,
there is a high possibility that
the "trend" will spread to Singapore, vice versa.

Whats important is how should we react in order
to aid the current society.


There are two possible scenarios
to produce such little-barbarian as seen in the videos:

1) They are from problematic family
(they are letting go their anger)

OR

2) They imitate their parents

I leave the issue for you to debate.

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UPDATE
NOTE: THE VID HAS BEEN REMOVED WITHIN HOURS, SO IS THE GUTTERUNCENSORED.COM. Despite the lack of freedom of speech on Internet, I am not gonna delete this post; Instead, I am gonna give you a brief idea of what is the video about. The clip is "starred" by a group of teenagers who are going through puberty stage, and some are still brats. Generally, it is a gang of at least 5 teenagers who acted like barbarians, slapping an innocent girl like nobody business. The gang consists of both males and females but those that have slapped the girl like nobody business were all girls(yes, really young girls, say like 12-15 yrs old?). One of the boys was the one holding the cam. It was not clear of what was the motive behind the slapping, but I think they were just finding excuse to let off their anger on the innocent girl. In the clip, the "mama" aka the leader of the gang even demonstrated the "correct" way of slapping to her "followers". And they seemed to be having A LOT of fun slapping the girl as they were laughing all the way. All the words being yelled towards the innocent girl were all vulgar enough to piss you off. At the end of the video, one of the most rebellious followers even intended to kick that innocent girl. It seemed like they are so used to it, it is like a part of their everyday-life. I am quite sure that is not the only victim and im quite sure this is not the first time the girl got harassed like that either. To make things worse, they did this right in front of the God's altar. I hope that gives you a clear picture.


♥Bie

RIP Crayon Shin-chan's dad.

since secondary, iv gotten lotsa nicks,
memorable ones would be...
Hornykoh and dirty old man,
and i got both of them from my english teacher(Bro. Mike) & my tutor(Ms June)
And the person that I must blame much would be HIM!!



Yes HIM!
MY IDOL!
*worship
I watched too much of him
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&

I read too much of him
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&

I learned too much from him
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My fetish for Shin-Chan can be seen even when
I first started learning photoshop,


And I even dreamt of having a
crayon-shin-chan-look-alike-baby



However, days ago I got to know that
the author aka the biological father of shin-chan...

...had passed away.

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MAEBASHI -- A body found at the bottom of a cliff on a mountain in Gunma Prefecture has been identified as that of Yoshito Usui, author of the popular manga "Crayon Shin-chan."

Police identified the author's body from dental records. Gunma Prefectural Police said that Usui appeared to have fallen 120 meters from Tomoiwa cliff on Mount Arafune, which straddles Gunma and Nagano Prefectures.

Usui's camera and his backpack, which contained his cell phone, wallet and some clothing, were found on a slope about 50 meters away.

A climber found the body on Saturday morning, and a Gunma Prefectural Police helicopter lifted it out of the area on Sunday afternoon. An autopsy conducted at Shimonita Police Station concluded that Usui likely died around Sept. 11 after his lungs were crushed from the impact of the fall.

Gunma Prefectural Police said that there are no protective barriers in the area, but the hiking trail was located away from the cliff, and there had reportedly been no serious accidents in the area.

On Monday, publisher Futabasha held a news conference in Tokyo, where company officials expressed shock at the 51-year-old author's death. Officials who were shown Usui's belongs at Shimonita Police Station said that a photograph was left on Usui's camera indicating that he had tried to take a photograph over the edge of the cliff.

"He was brimming with curiosity, and he often took photographs. His foot probably slipped as he took the photo," said Futaba official Koji Shimano.

A regular climber, Usui had left his home on the morning of Sept. 11, saying he was taking a trip to Mount Arafune. His wife filed a search request with police the following day, when he failed to return.

Usui was born in Shizuoka Prefecture, and graduated from Kasukabe Technical High School. In 1987, he won Futabasha's Weekly Manga Action magazine newcomer's award for his work "Darakuya Store Monogatari," his debut as a manga author.

In 1990, "Crayon Shin-chan" started as a series in Futabasha's "Shukan Manga Action" magazine. The stories about kindergartener Shinnosuke Nohara, who lives in the city of Kasukabe and loves beautiful girls, became a hit, and in 1992 an animated television version was launched. Since 2000, Crayon Shin-chan has been carried in the monthly "Manga Town" publication. Futaba officials said they had already received the manuscript for the December issue which will go on sale on Nov. 5.

Original news: HERE
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A minute of silence for Crayon Shin-Chan's dad.
thanks.

♥Bie




Monday, September 21, 2009

THIS WEEK'S VISIT TO MY PERSONAL BLOG?


THIS-IS-AN-INSANELY-SURPRISINGLY-SHIT.
I WAS and still AM SHOCKED.

O.o

It feels like a monkey wake up one day just to notice that his tail has gone to the front instead of the back.


♥Bie



Saturday, September 19, 2009

Selamat Hari Raya Kuih Bulan.


HAPPY RAYA-ING
to
ALL MY MUSLIM FRIENDS & READERS!


..hope you like my halal kuih bulan(mooncake) XD
♥Bie



Friday, September 18, 2009

Learning HDR and tone mapping.

High dynamic range imaging

In image processing, computer graphics, and photography, high dynamic range imagingdynamic range of luminances[1] (HDRI or just HDR) is a set of techniques that allow a greater between light and dark areas of a scene than normal digital imaging techniques or photographic prints. This wider dynamic range allows HDR images to represent more accurately the wide range of intensity levels found in real scenes ranging from direct sunlight to faint starlight.

The two main sources of HDR imagery are computer renderings and merging of multiple photographs, which in turn are known as low dynamic range or LDR images.Tone mapping techniques, which reduce overall contrast to facilitate display of HDR images on devices with lower dynamic range, can be applied to produce images with preserved or exaggerated local contrast for artistic effect.


And the following are several of my beginner-attempts,
(havnt got myself a tripod yet, so i played around with random pairs of photos:
which the effect is not that good)






♥Bie


Friday, September 11, 2009

It was worth the effort.



To stay awake the entire night-morning
before the last paper,

I self-slapped.
I self-pinched.
I self-punched.
I even self-rubbed...
...my eyes, pervie!

No, it aint self-abusing.
No pain no pain.
But now i do.
especially knowing the fact that I dont have any paper left.
I dont have books to read anymore?

WHY?
WHY?
WHY?

Argh. Now i feel abused.dammit.
someone, feed me with some examination tips,
and some books.
NOW!
I havnt got enough of it!
sigh.
*depressed*


♥Bie


Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Eractic Body Temperature.

Saw this ridiculous news earlier....


Wednesday September 9, 2009

Veterinarian’s service that really sucks

A KINDERGARTEN teacher who took her feverish pet squirrel to the veterinary clinic had her breasts allegedly groped by the veterinarian instead, reported Harian Metro.

According to the daily, the veterinarian had asked the 27-year old woman to place the squirrel inside her blouse to keep it warm given its “erratic body temperature”.

However, the squirrel got stuck on her bra strap when the 52-year-old veterinarian asked her to take the animal out.

The veterinarian, the report said, saw the woman’s breasts while helping her remove the squirrel and started praising her figure.

He then allegedly told the victim to take care of her body and “beautiful breasts”.

Ampang OCPD Asst Comm Abd Jalil Hasan said the veterinarian then began to demonstrate to her how to massage her breasts.

“He then took advantage by groping and sucking the victim’s breasts. The victim struggled to release herself before the doctor finally let her go,” he told the daily.

“He told her she need not pay for the squirrel’s treatment and asked her to come again. But she decided to lodge a police report,” ACP Abd Jalil Hasan told the daily, adding that the veterinarian was arrested on Monday.

The squirrel died shortly after returning home.

Original article: TheStarOnline.


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So, to search for picture in order to attach together with the news above,
I googled "Squirrel+cleavage".
I read something even better.

Woman brings squirrel hidden in shirt to police testimony

11:25 AM EDT on Saturday, June 27, 2009

(WHAS11) - This is something you don't see everyday, this woman brought along a furry friend when she went to talk to Ohio police about a recent murder case.

Yes, that's a baby squirrel in her cleavage.

At one point she bent over and the squirrel popped out. The woman was not fazed and gently pushed the squirrel back inside her shirt.

Original source: HERE


Whats else?



Pussy and boobs.
great.


♥Bie

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Repost: Why the ruckus over a temple relocation?


Sunday, 6 September 2009

Why the ruckus over a temple relocation?

Totally perplexed by the temple relocation and cow head protest issue that had been ongoing for the past few weeks.

Am having difficulties finding a REASON as to why the heck would people be so emotional over a temple relocation to their neighbourhood (Section 13).

Can only conclude that this is unfortunately a political ploy – that the whole protest fiasco was yet another plan by the “unseen hands” to create racial unrest and continue the plot to topple Selangor’s Pakatan Rakyat Government.

Thinking rationally, are our Muslims friends that inconsiderate, that they are so die heartedly against having an Indian temple anywhere near their neighbourhood? To suggest that people can be so intolerant makes no sense.

Here’s an extract of Bernama’s report on this issue a couple of days back:

“The issue was over the new site for the Sri Mariamman temple in Section 23 from its original location in Section 19.

Yesterday, about 200 Muslim residents in Section 23 had gathered to protest the relocation of the temple at a 0.2ha site about 160m from their houses.

The residents had questioned the logic of building a temple in the area as the 400-odd residents comprised only 40 per cent Indians while 60 per cent were Malay"

No seriously people… against the relocation because it’s a Muslim majority area of 60:40?

Oh gawd, they’re treating us like idiots again, and I don’t like it!

Coupled with previous mishaps on PR’s leaders in Selangor – Teressa Kok ISA arrest over the azan issue, Khalid’s purported mishandling of state funds, Ronnie Liu’s, beer issue, Teoh Beng Hock’s death, etc – it is pretty darn clear what’s happening isn’t it? Click here if you don’t.

As of now, am even more convinced by Dr. Farish’s Noor argument that racial lines have no biological or historical basis, but are deliberately being used as a political tool for one reason or another. (Farish Noor’s interview @ Malaysiakini here)


Written by Tsu Chong.

♥Bie


Thursday, September 3, 2009

Malaysia football team has a bright future.


Published: Thursday September 3, 2009 MYT 2:57:00 PM
Updated: Thursday September 3, 2009 MYT 3:05:15 PM

Fifa rankings: Malaysia stays put at 152nd spot

KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysia remained in 152nd spot despite two draws in two international friendly matches, against China and Kenya, last month.

In the latest ranking released by football’s governing body, Fifa, Malaysia collected three points from two draws but remained at 152nd spot with 123 points.

In South-East Asia, Malaysia are ONLY sixth behind Thailand (115), Singapore(127), Indonesia (133), Myanmar (145) and Vietnam (146).

Malaysia’s best ever spot in the Fifa ranking was 75th spot, way back in 1993 -- the first year the footballing body began ranking its members.

Meanwhile, Malaysia lost 0-1 to Saudi Arabian club Al-Qadisiya in a friendly held in Dammam early Thursday morning.

Coach K. Rajagobal’s boys will next face Jordan at the King Abdullah Stadium in Amman on Saturday. -- Bernama

Original Source: HERE

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In the latest ranking...

Full glass-half glass Theory,
"Oh yeah, we are just 157 away from being the TOP!"
Just alittle bit behind the cina Hong Kong Legs.
Aza Aza Fighting!


Meoww
Roaaarrrrrr.
Siapa Cakap Malaysia tak boleh?
PORA!

♥Bie



Tuesday, September 1, 2009

What do guys do on facebook?


THEY COMPARE THE SIZE
of
their ...
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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.
.
.





... handphones' pens.



♥Bie