Saturday, October 31, 2009

Why is Halloween meaningful to

If you have been a loyal reader since years ago,
you should know without me giving you any clue.
But if Halloween still doesnt ring a bell to you,
maybe this will help you to recall?

Bitchy Paris Hilton, how bout that?

If you still dont know wtf im saying..
maybe this will make some of the bloggers go "ohhhhhh"

Nuffnang Nokia Silent Halloween?

As for new reader,
stop drinking, eating or masturbating,
for a moment,
because what you are going to see now,
contains explicit content,
there is a chance of you getting sexually aroused,
especially the guys.


Chill Chill Chill :D
Yes, thats me, not photoshopped work or so.
No, Im not a drag queen nor im Adam Lambert a gay.
The story started like this...
Last year, when Halloween was around the corner,
my blog advertising company, Nuffnang, had this Halloween event.

I managed to get my passes through THIS POST.
(or Click here to view)

The theme of the party was "Halloween Celebrities".
and Winners get a Nokia 5320 XpressMusic for free!
So, I tried to brainstorm my ideas,
but, in any way, I couldnt figure out how to be "SCARY"
for becoming a Halloween-fied male celebrity.
So, as usual,
an abnormal thought came to my mind,

"Crossdressing would be scary!"

AND, the costume hunting began

with the help from my bro, cousins and aunty.

And the following accesories and items are
what that made up Parui Hilton;

At the same time,
they also show how complicated women are..

Hair accessories

Wig and its kit
(rented from a cosplayer, cost me around RM25/30)

(Sg wang, couldnt remember the price, around RM10)

bling bling hair clip
(Sg wang, couldnt rememeber the price, around RM15)

Upper Body

Both the pieces come in a pair.
(FOC, borrowed from my aunt, later just to found out
my mum borrowed it to my aunt, its my mum's LOL)

Pink Bimbotic Belt
(Sg Wang , RM10)
*The belt fell off during the party without me noticing.

or whatever you call it.
(FOC, borrowed from my cousin, she wore it just once,
during her wedding.)
*My aunt initially suggested me to just wear this as outer layer. LOL

Lower Body

(FOC, borrowed from my cousin, she cnt fit in it anymore,
but i can fit in perfectly. LOL)

lol dont ask me what izzit called.

(Timesquare-LALA feat cosplay shop , RM10-20 )

*It was frigging akward when I had to tell the salesgirl
that I am the one wearing and not my cousin.

(Timesquare-LALA feat cosplay shop , RM10-20 )
*Again, It was frigging akward when I had to tell the salesgirl
that I am the one wearing and not my cousin.

(Time Square, RM40+- )
*Why do you think I capitalized the whole term? this shoes was the bomb!
spent 4 hours looking for my size - Male size 8, mind you.
Even this one wasnt my size, I had to squeeze my foot in to that party.
Oh ya, whenever I approached a salesman and asked for the bigger size,
his 1st reaction was sure to look at my cousin's foot and say,

"I dont think she needs this big size kua"
and I have to reply.
"No, its for me to wear."

And everybody in the shop will stare at me as though i was transexual.

Other accessories

(FOC, borrowed from my aunty,

(Both Sg Wang and time square, around RM10 each)
*Bought two from two shops actually,
but one of them(orange in colour),
I paid but my cousin didnt take it
because she thought I took it already lol.

(Black one was from Sg Wang , around RM15)
*The pink heart necklace was either bought or borrowed from sista,
couldnt really recall.

Fake nails
(Time Square , forgotten how much was it)
*Almost all of them fell off even before I reaching the party.
useless shits.

Red Feathers
(Sunway pyramid-the halloween shop, around RM20-30)
*still lying nicely somewhere in the room lol.

"Diamond bling bling ring"
(Timesquare, around RM25)
*gave away

Pink and white bimbotic shades
(Sg Wang, RM30, yes, i know, expensive lol.)
*gave to my sister

Well, of course, they were many other items but I couldnt remember them all, like lipstick, glitters to be applied on eyelashes, make up brushes and pencils etc. All i can remember is, all ttogether I spent around RM200.

And here are some of the recaps,

Molested by Wen pink, Munak etc.

Celebrity Emcee - Liang

Celebrity blogger - Kimberly

AND the no-need-introduction

Kenny Sia

At the end of the day,

I was chosen as the best dressed...

..for the female category.

That was when my blog gained a little bit more of popularity for a short moment but also gained quite some hatred from people who were dissatisfied with the outcome of the event. Well,
I dint chose myself to be the winner,
neither did I categorized myself in the female category, so, its none of my business. LOL

What I care is that, my mum has been using the Half-price free
Nokia 5320 XpressMusic
happily for a year already :D

To view more (around 100) PICTURES of PARUI HILTON, before, during and after that Nuffnang Halloween Party 2008, CLICK HERE.


Happy First Anniversary to fictional Parui Hilton~!

Most importantly,
HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all my readers.

Have you decided?

Trick or Treat?
*Grins evily*

Related posts:
1) I'm Going Silent this Halloween with Nokia XpressMusic
2) Nokia Nuffnang Halloween Rocks


Thursday, October 29, 2009

Is this how I should celebrate my 200th post?

We all know its dumb to complain about your own college.
I understand the consequences.
Imagine when you are out to the working world,
and all the potential employers
laugh at your college once they hear the name.

But seriously,
Nilai University College' management has to fucking wake up!
Get a brain for each of you,
because none of you seems to own one;
its funny how the students have a pair but the management has none.

every organisation around the world is practicing


But wtf happened to Nilai University College?
when Nilai International University College was "downgraded"
to Nilai University College,
the management wasted at least 3000 pieces of tags.
And now wasting another 3000 pieces of tags
just to change it from horizontal to vertical?
go get a brain together with a life.
Take the money we pay to the management
and donate to the charity organisations.
Its much better that way.
If changing student's tag from horizontal to vertical
could gain some extra intelligence,
I sincerely suggest the management to make 500 vertical tags for themselves.

why the hell izzit that there is only ONE machine working at a time?
for 3000 students
like one of my lecturer mentioned,
They should frigging learn statistic.
Each person will take up at least 3Minutes,
3000 X 3minutes,
How many hours?
and its only operating 9am - 4pm(minus the break time 1pm-2pm)
Yes, they dont practice shift method.
Mind you, thats also excluding the fact that,
their working efficiency is below negative,
with the "you-fucking-owe-me-fifty-thousands-face".
Not enough machine, not enough software licence?
Where have all the resource fees the students paid have gone to?
No,the chairs and tables are sitll the same,
No,some of the airconds are still not working,
No,the lecture hall doesnt even have a pair of attached speakers to the comp.
No,we dont have a lift at our 4 floors teaching block.
The list goes on and on.
Seriously, be it rent, or steal,
the next time if you are gonna kill the environment again to reprint ID,
tie her up, punch her in the face, make her smile,
we are the customers, mind you.

to any NON-NUC students,
imagine how efficient they are,
The schedule of specifying which programs people to reprint their ID
on which particular dates
only came out,
when they noticed the the line is too long,
and the fact that their
ONE machine together with their ONE fucked-up lady,
would not be able to entertain the whole college.
Yes, the schedule only came out on the DUE DATE.
Get a brain,
the 837897234 times im telling.
Supposedly, you foresee problems and take any initiative to avoid them.
Its different in my college,
They MUST see the problem ONLY they will act smart and
come out with the so called solution.
like that only can see that they got problem solving skill, got contribution ma

Its like,
wearing a condom only after ejaculation.

P/S: the list could go on and on, but Ill leave the rest to the readers to express. Im having class right now, yes im late, lecturers would understand. its

ID reprint day. YAY!

Photo source : Click Here


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

How to stay strong in AV industry?

Featured superstar : Lee Tze Lih


Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Chiang Mai,I was in ; feat. Greenday in Malaysia.

"Welcome back."

Even tho I was on "Unpaid Leave" for weeks...

...still, I can see how much you people miss

Well, anyway heres something worth mentioning,

I had a trip to Chiang Mai, Thailand,
during the last sem break.

I did not only visited Chiang Mai,

I visited Laos too. just the border of it . still..XD

I visited Border Market(Thailand - Burma). just the border of it . again,still..XD

The building over there is the custom of Burma anyway.

I visited Temple; well "Thailand" and "temples", they complement one another.

Out of all the temples,
I have an affection for the White Temple. located in Chiang Rai.

I met Buddha...

I met the long neck tribe...
aka Hilltribe Karen Long Neck - Padaung

And the Punk-Rock-Princess,

aka Hill Tribe Big Ear Karen

And another more common race which Ive seen when I visited China,

aka Akha Hill Tribe
Stop staring at it, you are not the baby, too bad.
(P/s: I did asked permission with the help of tourist guide before capturing this motherly-love scene)

I have also seen HUGE orchids

I have also seen HUGE "artificial" orchids

They follow you everywhere,
Nudity is everywhere in Thailand.

Sadly, not at the Kantoke Palace. sigh~

I have seen some real innocent and happy kids...

also, the purity of friendship...

On the other hand,
I witnessed the purity of brotherhood...

...tagged along with poverty.

Unlike the happy kids previously;
When was the last time he played with a cat?
When was the last time he swam in the stream?
When was the last time he hung out with his friends?
You judge.


Anyway, some might ask what the hell was I doing,
for not updating a proper post after Chiang Mai?

Well, my beloved Nilai University College has ended its contract with
the ISP - ExtremeBohBian.
Only standard connection is available.
The connection is overly-excellent to be used to blog
since it only takes up eight to ten minutes to post a shoutout in FB,
only takes up 15 minutes to half an hour to completely finish loading a webpage,
and only takes a short 30minutes-nap to finish downloading a 1.5Mb file,
fantabulous connection, seriously.

Its not that I dont like my college's conncetion, I like,
But the problem is I like to be different.
So, I subscribed to Maxis Broadband.
(No, not a supporter of Celcom Broadband;
+ Neither Digi Broadband nor P1Wimax has coverage in this Nilai metropolitan city)

Okay, Okay only lar, not veli fast lor.

Anyhow, here comes the final part of the post,
which is also the objective of writing this post.
do you see "throughmywindow-full length" in the pic above?
It will explain whats the second part of this post's title is bout.
I did not say Greenday is in/will be coming toMalaysia,
but I meant, Malaysia has its very own "Hijauhari".
Billie Mohammad Joe Bin Armstrong.

"KUALA LUMPUR: Two days ago, media companies received an intriguing package containing a CD with a song entitled Through My Window, a website URL and a cryptic message “open for collaborations"

Rumours have been going around that the vocalist is Bunkface's.
Some adore this hero and band like how they adore superman.
However, for those who think that this is just another long-term marketing tactic,
(whether Umobile, P1Wimax etc etc)
you are on the same boat as me.

For an anonymous person/band to compose a song,
with the purpose solely to unite the society/world,
I doubt,highly, especially here in Malaysia.
Thats at least how a marketing major student like me will think,
we are skeptical towards overly-wonderful things, typical us,
fine, maybe just me.

whether its a marketing effort or not,
which I am sure it is,
the song is still worth listening,
Proceed to Everyone's Konek now to listen to the song;
the more we connect, the more they will earn later on, help them.

"The key to success in life is "attention", attention is a valueable thing because there are so much distractions and amusements these days. if you can get people's attention and if you can hold it for even a couple of minutes, yo...u can make of living of that." -Matt Harding-





LeArN tO bE aN AtTeNtiOn WhOrE~.