My habitual actions.

"OH NO I THINK I IZ SO FAT, I NEED TO GO ON DIET!"

1) *Snaps a photo of myself from a really high angle with cheeks puffed

2) *Mobile upload

3) *Caption "I iz So Fat :( "

4) *Tag myself

5) *Tag all of my friends, my lecturers, my dogs, my cats, my hamsters, my Ex(es), my girlfriend1, girlfriend 2,3,4,5,6,999

6) *Stares at the screen

7) *Continuously pressing F5

8) *xxx has commented on your photo -
"NO YOU ARE NOT! BUT I AM : ( "

9) *Smirks because someone is fatter than me!

10) *Goes to sleep

11) Wakes up & repeat 1-10.

I iz happy everyday!

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