Ruionkoh, the ducker.

My habitual actions.

2011-04-19T00:51:00.006+08:00

"OH NO I THINK I IZ SO FAT, I NEED TO GO ON DIET!"

1) *Snaps a photo of myself from a really high angle with cheeks puffed

2) *Mobile upload

3) *Caption "I iz So Fat :( "

4) *Tag myself

5) *Tag all of my friends, my lecturers, my dogs, my cats, my hamsters, my Ex(es), my girlfriend1, girlfriend 2,3,4,5,6,999

6) *Stares at the screen

7) *Continuously pressing F5

8) *xxx has commented on your photo -
"NO YOU ARE NOT! BUT I AM : ( "

9) *Smirks because someone is fatter than me!

10) *Goes to sleep

11) Wakes up & repeat 1-10.

I iz happy everyday!

Your life walks you or you walk your life.

2011-01-26T17:05:00.007+08:00

Excels in academic

Its not something to be proud of

(I once mentioned in my previous post)

Its not something worth showing off

I knew it right from the beginning.

I strove for it by any means,

simply because I refuse to repay my study loan.

It doesnt guarantee success in career,

not anywhere near that.

I knew it right from the beginning.

I don't see the need to boast with my excels in academic,

neither do I see the need to boast with any excel in career.

Everyone has his/her own ideal path along;

I don't see the need in comparing salary,

"I AM EARNING 10K/month, beat that!"

A street performer might earn 3 dollars a day but living happily.

I don't see the need in comparing the size of the company,

"I AM IN AN MNC, beat that!"

A farmer working in a small village might earn more than you do.

The one and only thing that matters would be the practical knowledge one has in the field that one is working in.

because even without boasting a word, employers will come rushing to him/her.

And I admit,
I have a lot more to learn.

Now that I have taken a big step across the bridge,

across the nation border on my own.

I may sink,

I may fall,

I may trip,

I may drown,

At least, I try

to walk my life.

Living an unemployment life

2011-01-20T02:30:00.003+08:00

"I'm a fighter, a lover, but never a quitter. But my ambition is not to be just a good fighter. I want to be great, something special, a trainer of the fighters."

mutated horoscope.WHAT?

2011-01-14T17:18:00.002+08:00

THIS IS not a HOAX.

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.

Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.

Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
(I AM AN MUTATED SPECIES!)
蛇夫座
Serpent Holder!
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

Calling an End to Mass Tagging Virginity

2011-01-11T00:28:00.004+08:00

I usually get ~~fucking~~ annoyed when people mass tag me, especially those blogshops.

However, today I see the need to mass tag everyone. But too bad FB only limits it to 50 ~~penetrations~~ tagging per photo.

So I would like to share it here so everyone else wouldnt miss it.

If I could give a subject to this blogpost, it would be

"Average is the new exceptional"

This is the origin of the phrase

Months ago, I saw a ridiculous shoutout on my newsfeed/tops news which sounded like this

shared via May Fen , job interview @public bank.

"那人: 小姐, 你的成绩还满好的, 可是我们不要请成绩太好的..
我: har??? 先生我的成绩没有A叻, 将还叫好的啊???
那人: 以以前的算法来算,你的成绩是gred 1, 太好了..
我: har?????
那人:坦白说我们不想浪费你和我们的时间, 我们不要请成绩还满好的,我们要请比较差的人这样才能做长久.."

Translation:
Interviewer: Girl, your results is quite good, we are hot hiring people with good grades.
Girl:Huh? I dont think I scored A(s) lor, how to be classified as good?
Interviewer: But according to our ways of calculation, its still Grade1, too good for us.
Girl: HAR?
Interviewer: to be frank, I dont want to waste our time, we dont hire good grades, we prefer low grades who can work longer for us.

And throughout my chillax jobhunt, I have heard of employer telling me something similar, until today, I witness another one when I was browsing through jobstreet.

it caught my eyes so I clicked on it

All together, this is the third time in a year time that I have heard about firms hiring

average students rather than excellent ones.

Average is the new exception!

Message To the :-

Parents; Know whats best for your children before you ask them to do their best.

Children; if you have tried your best, you are the best.

"Grades do not determine your success"

The end is often the beginning of life.

2011-01-06T01:12:00.003+08:00

He was a drug addict.

He was a drunkard.

He was a nobody.

He was homeless.

Till then,

He decided to give himself a chance.

At least,

He bothered trying.

here is the newly-discovered superstar.

The man with the golden voice

TED WILLIAMS

*salute*

In the clip, Williams stands near a Columbus highway ramp demonstrating his smooth, deep speaking voice. He holds a sign that asks motorists for help and says, "I'm an ex-radio announcer who has fallen on hard times."

Update: Columbus radio station WNCI invited him to its studios and says ESPN and MTV have expressed interest. Williams has received a $10,000 offer for voice-over work, and a Pennsylvania radio station wants him, too. source: HERE

After thought:

The first thing that came into my mind:-

If this man were to be in Malaysia,

he will be nobody even till the day he steps into his casket.

9 out of the 10 will wind up their window when he comes by,

only 1 out of 10 will give him a few coins just to send William off

so that he/she could continue enjoying his/her cigarette.

My rule of thumb is always simple,

if a person comes up to me and show some effort in what he/she is doing,

I would give him what he/she deserves in return.

Firm in thought,

I believe,

Everybody can be somebody

maybe not today

but tomorrow.

Never look down on poor people,

you will never know what they are capable of.

OPEN VERDICT?

2011-01-05T17:02:00.008+08:00

First we had

Gunasegaran's death: Inquest returns open verdict

Now we have

RT Lim Kit Siang (林吉祥) Two theories of cause of death advanced - death by homicide n death by suicide

RT Lim Kit Siang (林吉祥) Coroner ruled out verdict of TBH death by suicide

RT Lim Kit Siang (林吉祥) death by homicide - ruled out.. Coroner returned Open Verdict

Why almost every man who ~~sacrificed~~ died in custody remain Open Verdict?

After spending sacks of the people's money for 18 months of time, all you could come out with is

Open Verdict?

Open Verdict
(LAW) "a finding by a coroner's jury of death without stating the cause"

Logically,

the cause is known but one has no ballz to judge it the way it should be judged.

无能！

Coward!

Penakut!

After one and a half year of having Teoh Beng Hock at the side bar of my blog, I shall not take him down as he deserved to be remembered.

Question:

If one can find the ~~scapegoat~~ murderers of Altantuya case in 159 days,

why do we have open verdict for a simpler case like Teoh Beng Hock's after more than 400 days?

Teoh's family sobbed
while
the innocent PM happily chairs first Cabinet meeting of 2011.
screenshot from TheStar.com.my.

Happy New Year!

2011-01-05T00:14:00.001+08:00

A good start of year 2011!

Woohoo!

I am in danger!

2010-12-28T01:04:00.004+08:00

THREATEN !

just incase your eyesight is poor, here is the text format.

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And heres my reply

Xmas before 2011

2010-12-26T05:55:00.008+08:00

Countdown began with

Twin Tower

the happening people!

the ecstacized Santa!

the sotplug ~~lady~~boss!

-Ta-Dah-

us!

Executive Pack!

Award-giving ceremony

thank god I didnt get that

else I will be too hot to be handled!

♥ bie

♥ sista

♥ QuanPing;sista

♥ Grace;Carrine

♥ Melvin; Bel

♥ Meiyin;Renette

GoD SaYs I iZ cUtE nEh!

o(^,^)o

Please donate if you think I looked cute.

kthxbye.

its christmas anyway.

Ruionkoh turned 21.

2010-12-14T17:50:00.006+08:00

Facebook notified 1621 persons

about my birthday

and

329 bothered to wish me.

20.3 %

the power of social network!

parents. beyi. 3yi. brother. babyrie. jajie. heng leong. qiquan. darren quah. alex leong. lydia yap. quan ping. renette gan. grace gan. kirksman. fiona. nicole lai. wee tai. kuan hee. belinda. sher may. miky lim. emily sueyen. lalabro alex. gavin. ca wei. calvin chung, meng yoei. yong kian. jie jing .eric joe .esther low. kelly ku. smin lim. irene tan. ken ong. alex chang. venna. hui shan. yining. leet wei. jesslyn tan. kah hin. pixie mixie. gan jasmine. reiko lai. shawn fat crimson. sawi low. yling chua. chelsey. vivian hau. william boon. calynn gui. ken ong. wei gen. ken low. cherry. jo chin. yi ling. e-lynn. palmer khoo. ernest ng. muhanad. kimmy lim. jonathan fuah. joesphine toh. hamu kim. yew ping. johnny ong. jackson wang. simson loong. adrian choo. jj lim. calvin tan. pat wong. kim wee. nathalie ng. choy mun onn. joshua tan. sin yee. juinn ruei. terry. andrew lau. chloe tay. myin lee. johdy. homy lim. marcus chee. irene. gigi lim. rinesh. derrick. stella chong. rachel ong. yeemun. adib. wen shan. bihwoei. john joseph. cz chooi. desmon choo. isaac tan. teck weng. evan eng. nian yang. pak foong. mindy. kun long. kiki tan. vegness. yuki tay. ismahaniff . ashley khoo. karena cheow. chrislyn tan. darlynn. yuin yi. eddy chin. edwin tay. michelle gan. jeannie yeo. christopher tay. surintheren kumar. vincent yeo. kai ling phon. choon zhi. kweeling. guan han. vannessa chee. ivan soo. er hern. ikhmal. reynold. william lim. pau mei mei. goh soon heng. huayee. michelle ty. jyi sim. han way. micky tan. jki jaychen. jian hong. sien tzong. ah keong. serina sim. ming zhen. sanjay. mei peng. ally niena. avis koh. katherine yeow. grace tan. goh keng soon. elaine yeo. danny ham. iris lam. vannessa yeow. louis pang. jeffro ong. yoke yin. jasmine lim. alex lim. jonathan yip. ying amely. jeanelle tan. toon ting. peiyan. nicholas chin. thon mui fan. anwar kamal. venessa. vickie soh. jason chua. ah tham. xiangbin. connie. jacelyn sim. julian denis. jeremy chong. sebastian chiew. aunjoo. avery siew. yee ting. pei wen. choon yong. christipher clinton. aliff azuwan. huiyee. clover adriel. squall lim. lisa do. ali kader. xiao xiang. kai kai. alan wang. serena goh. ai ting. choon boon. ling ying. liv leyau. richard ho. soong vickie. zihan wang. ismile airrashit. wilfred leong. yenyin. jacey ang. dun siang. carynn loh. yi xuan. loke hui. serene lim. daniel lim. kim cheong. sin yeng. shuyi. kenny justin. li tieng. yu kiong. eshynn. eric loh. angeline au. huilu chia. keikei. leang sovannary. suszi. guo song. amy salwa. sin hui. zer yun. yong ting. huay ming. ms. kalanithi. lisa lau. eira shahira. jolyn goh. min tze. yen ping. joel joey. aretha tye. ken hou. samual chee. joanne yang. chow mei mei. ej hamizan. damien tan. leong peichze. jessica joan. ivan ho. william lee. huey pink. afina. qi zhuang. se sui. anthony chee. gizelle. debra. samntha pong. fransisca. joey lim. anice dely. mark christopher. sebastian shi. michelle chan. nicholas tan. leroy yeo. tian tian ang. aaron ng. mei yong. tommy khoo. xue fen. zheng yu. angeline leong. michiko chan. jocelyn rui. iris lam. sherry woo. snowie sim. jun ong. tanya lam. joanne tay. andrew lim. candice. shirlyn. ai lee. jean etheen. calvin lim. shazwan. celine tay. poh sin. roy keane. christopher yong kah loon. eddie law. chester thean. amna. you quan. lex lee. chris loong. jamie ng. fang wei. pei san. felicia see. angelina kein cheng luan. fithri rahmat. stephanie khoo. sharlyn tourniquet. keegan kam. terry chua. sha hariz. irvine chin. sharon tay. irene tan. kelvin lim. yee sin. tidus woon. janice tan. januka. qi jie. aries chan. jenna goh. carol sigmon. jeremy fox. shin min. ivan yong. cynthia teo. zoe yve. yew keng.

Money Talk "论钱论"

2010-12-12T01:24:00.002+08:00

Kick 来了

'Kick' is here.

在这段休息的日子里

throughout these few months of break from hectic life

我一点也不觉得白费

I dont think its a waste of time

我把我的所闻所见所体会的都记录了下来，

I have noted everything that I have gone through

总结成了一篇"论钱论”

Compiled em into this "Money Talk" post

我想通过这一篇‘论钱论’摇醒那些不省人事的迷途羔羊

I hope this "Money Talk" post would act as a GPS to guide those who have lost their mind

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一个成功人士，不一定富有．

一个富有人士，不一定是位成功人士，

就比如

一对恩爱的情侣，不一定富有．

一对富有的情侣，不一定是一对恩爱的情侣．

就比如

一户幸福的家庭，不一定富有．

一户富有的家庭，不一定是一户幸福的家庭．

就比如

一位有权有势的富翁，

不一定赢得众人的衷心钦佩。

如今，

物质时代的人们，

迷失方向，迷失自我，

把面子当神像来护。

把自尊当供奉品来敬，

把钱财当观音来拜，

我，

也许不会成为一位百万富翁，

不过，

我承诺，

我必成为一位成功人士。

当你能把别人的闲言闲语当耳边风，

能把钱财，面子等身外物隔在心窗外，

让自己做自己的主人，

把鉴定自己的空间留给自己，

开开心心过日子，

就算你再穷，

你，
还是成功了。

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Translation

A successful man, might not necessarily be a wealthy one;

A wealthy man, might not necessarily be a successful man.

Similarly

a loveydovey couple, might not necessarily be a wealthy one;

a wealthy couple, might not necessarily be a loveydovey couple.

Similaryly

a happy family, might not necessarily be a wealthy one;

a wealthy family, might not necessarily be a happy family.

Similary,

a powerful and influential millionaire;

might not necessarily earn sincere respect from the public.

The people in the materialistic world today,

they have lost their directions, they have lost their self-value,

they defend their reputation as much as they do for their God statues,

they sacrifice their self-pride as much as they do for God offerings,

they worship money as much as they worship their Gods.

might not be a millionaire now,

soon, later or forever.

But,

I promised myself,

to be a successful person.

"You know you are successful when you make yourself the judge to yourself

rather than letting others to judge you for who you are. And when you have faith in yourself in whatever you do, you are successful already even if you are poor."

Everybody wants something, just a little more

2010-12-11T01:57:00.003+08:00

Everybody wants something, just a little more

We're making a living, and what we're living for

A rich man or a poor man, a pawn or a king

You can live on the street, you can rule the whole world

But it don't mean one damn thing

What do you got, if you aint got love?

Whatever you got, it just aint enough

You walk in the road, but you're going nowhere

You're tryin' to find your way home, but there's no one there

Who do you hold, in the dark of night?

You wanna give up, but it's worth the fight

You have all the things, that you've been dreaming of

If you ain't got someone, you're afraid to lose

Everybody needs just one, someone... to tell them the truth

Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I still believe

I believe in hope, I believe the change can get us up off our knees

What do you got, if you aint got love?

Whatever you got, it just aint enough

You walk in the road, but you're going nowhere

You're tryin' to find your way home, but there's no one there

Who do you hold, in the dark of night?

You wanna give up, but it's worth the fight

You have all the things, that you've been dreaming of

If you ain't got love, it's all just keeping score

If you ain't got love, what the hell we doing it for

I don't wanna have to talk about it,

How many songs you gotta sing about it?

How long you gonna live without it?

Why does someone somewhere have to doubt it?

Someday we'll figure it out

What do you got, if you aint got love?

Whatever you got, it just aint enough

You walk in the road, but you're going nowhere

You're tryin' to find your way home, but there's no one there

Who do you hold, in the dark of night?

You wanna give up, but it's worth the fight

You have all the things, that you've been dreaming of

If you ain't got love, it's all just keeping score

If you ain't got love, what the hell we doing it for

Woahhh, I ain't got, if you ain't got love

Woahhh, What do you got if you ain't got love?

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A great song

for the rich asses to realize

what they have in their pockets are not enough to fill their lives.

A great song

for ones in love to realize

why they need each other for.

A great song

for one who are out of love to realize

as much as ones

dream to love or love to dream

love is everywhere.

Inverted Pyramid.

2010-12-05T13:09:00.006+08:00

Hike in price of

Petrol,

Diesel,

Sugar

Gas.

Feeling Upset?

Bare with it ok?

Minister in the Prime Minister Department

Datuk Seri Idris Jala

said that Malaysia's debt would rise to 100 percent of GDP

by 2019

from the current 54%

if it did not cut subsidies.

source:Here

BUT

we have this

100-storey mega project

to rescue us from poverty.

No Worries people

STEADY-LAH!

Journey to the SEA

2010-12-01T06:13:00.006+08:00

FYI, this is a continuous post from HERE.

Halloween @ Khao San, BKK.

We 'rode' our way to this massage parlour which cost like 100 baht

for half an hour reflexology

3rd class train, 6 hours, to border.

We nearly had to stand through out the journey

simply because we got on the train on time @ 6am.

lesson learnt,

when you are on time, you are late.

fyi, we couldnt afford to miss the morning train,

because if we were to take the 2nd train of the day

we wouldnt make it to siem reap on that day itself

we would have to overnight in poipet which is not a good idea.

After 6 hours of dust filling our nostrils,

we reached, finally...

to the border of thailand i meant.

Aranyaprathet.

(did u managed to pronounced it right?

now spell it!)

~~Lam-pa-tet.~~

Tuk-tuk-ed our way to reach the custom.

And not forgetting another few hours of minibus(van) ride

reach Siem Reap.

Yes,

Siem Reap = Angkor Wat.

Its a good idea to start ur Angkor Wat trip early!

Price for Angkor Wat ticket is costly,

so make full use of it.

1 day= 20 USD.

3 days = 40 USD.

Yeah, there isnt any 2days pass.

so plan wisely.

we bought 1day pass anyway.

Daybreak.

I like.

Monks.

Malboro ad.

Cambodia tuk-tuk is diff from Thailand's if u noticed.

Meditation aka bertapah.

Yoga.

Action!

Hi!

there wasnt any model around,

so I had to act like one.

I like.

Power!

Model wey.

Model jugak.

Model lagi? wtf.

Dry Mt. Everest.

The local kids who could speak better English

than any one of you.

Leaving cambodia.

Hi Pattaya.

(after 10 hours trip by bus to border

and another bus to pattaya)

Hardrock superstar in the making.

NOT.

Chillex!

Sunset.

Thats all for now.

more to come.

Teaser.

2010-11-09T03:02:00.000+08:00

I WILL BE BACK.

Halloween!

2010-11-01T01:10:00.006+08:00

Its halloween again people!

still remember this post last year?

Hell yeah! Its 2nd anniversary for Parui Hilton this year!

haha

This year,

Halloween came earlier

by celebrating it @ Bangkok.

Awesome fuck.

Jacob.

And the journey continues...

Marathon continues.

2010-10-27T13:27:00.005+08:00

Continuous from HERE.

The marathon continues...

Gathering.

Next.

An in-prompt-to flight to Singapore.

Return on the same day.

PRADA-DA-DA-DA.

Next,

Thailand.

Lighter?

O.O

Bangkoks too hot to be flooded.

PENANG.

2010-10-17T04:57:00.004+08:00

Greetings from sister of Malacca.
Land of Heritage & Food.

Hard Rock Hotel, Penang.

Komtar.

Kek Lok Si Temple, Ayer Itam.

~~Just like Malacca, they love spelling errors~~
~~Ayer Keroh~~

I have been a good boy.
Trust me.

Marley & Me.

A corrupted mind interprets a picture in an extremely perverted way.
*sigh*

@Penang Ferry heading to Penang Mainland.
FREE.

The Nine Emeperor Gods Temple
Raja Uda, Butterworth.

People mountain People sea.

9 Emperor Gods' festival.

Save the best for the last.

Batu Ferringhi Beach Chillout.

Beach+Beer+Moonlight
= Orgasm.

10-10-10.

2010-10-11T03:24:00.002+08:00

10-10-10.

While everybody was celebrating it,

a tragic accident triggered in KM 223 North-South Plus Highway.

Near to Simpang Ampat Toll.

@ near 7pm.

Delima double decker crashed into a car, somersaulted across, smashing into few cars.

Information gathered:

1) Malaysians being Malaysians, cars were blocking ambulances @emergency lanes

2) at least 25 ambulances were involved.

3) at least 12 died and 45 injured.

4) limbs were here and there. (me myself witnessed a picture of a torn hand @ the scene)

RIP to the deceases.

And may their family members and friends stay strong.

Lets come together and pray for those who are fighting to live.

*amitabah*

Land of hornbill.

2010-10-02T21:36:00.001+08:00

Hello.

BRB.

TTYL.

Goodbye my lover.

2010-09-01T16:27:00.004+08:00

This is a very special dedication post.

First of all,

Thanks for everything.

You have been there in my life.

I will never forget you.

No matter

Where I go

What I do

What I become.

You have been there with me

when I was down

when I was happy

when I was busy

when I was exhausted

when I was depressed

when I needed somebody.

You were there,

you have never let me down.

I will be missing you,

and I hope the same goes to you.

When I was weak,

it was you who gave me the strength to carry on.

Without you, I wouldn't have been

where am I today.

Whatever is it,

Take care,

HF 406.

You have served me well.

❤

Thank you.

P/S: I left you with a heavy heart.

Malaysia's 53th independence day.

2010-08-30T23:47:00.014+08:00

Hi readers.
It had been sometime.

No,

This is not anything personal.

This is what you Malaysians should read

on this 53th Independence Day.

It concerns of you, me, them, us,

just everyone.

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I am gonna start of with a story.

Once upon a time, there lived this man in a village who had been the leader of all for decades. A weird man with multi-characteristics yet everybody loves& treasures him much, a man who everybody had been living comfortably with, a man who everyone knew was vital to the entire community.

credit: lilmejo

There was this brainless lady who got jealous over all the attention he get all the time, she(it) was brainless and selfish enough to think she could live better without him. So, she tried to threaten him.

credit: lilmejo

Many were mad, many expressed their anger verbally as they all knew she(it) was well-protected under the constitution of the village. Part of the villagers who were equally brainless, transfered her from a house to another, thinking she will be further from the leader, thus, she couldnt hurt him anymore; as though she doesnt have a leg to walk over his house to kill him, again.

Back in the village, those who were expressing their anger and dissapoinment for what the brainless woman had done got buried, so that, they will never, ever, speak, again, anymore, not at all.

P/S: They named the leader "Racial Unity".

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In a ~~related~~ seperate matter,

Namewee,

(We all heard of him alot.)

got himself into 'trouble' again.

This is the video that got him into 'troube'. CLICK HERE to view.

And the latest?
3 police cars went to arrest him at his house
~~fortunately or unfortunately, he wasnt at home~~

Anyhow,

just a thought to ponder upon,

3 police cars for a youth who expressed his anger through singing.

~~I thought you only need that big school for armed terrorists~~

Source : Click Here

Maybe that was why,

there was not enough police car for her who tried to threatened him?

~~refer story above~~

As much as you are celebrating,

I am mourning,

Not for Namewee,

For the country.

Lesson learnt via The Emperor's New Clothes:

Everybody knows the emperor is naked

BUT

nobody is allowed to say so.

LOL!

2010-08-22T22:48:00.001+08:00

They actually have all three LOL-ing ads combined together!

ROFL!

its so spicy!

2010-08-15T20:10:00.003+08:00

I was browsing back my older posts,

and

just to notice there is even funnier Mamee Sllrrrp ad!

ROFL

And she was like baby, baby, baby ooh, Like baby, baby, baby noo!

2010-08-10T21:54:00.001+08:00

~~satisfaction~~

It should have been a dildo!

Thats all she needs.

p/s: If you notice I have labeled this post with the tagging of "motivational", it is, isnt it?

Nilai University Convocation 2010.

2010-08-08T13:58:00.026+08:00

It was my college' ~~Pre-Hari-Raya Kenduri~~

Convocation Ceremony.

It wasnt my convocation tho I will be finishing by this semester(Sept).

Mine will be next year.

Anyhow,
there were bunch of my mates who were there

for their once in a life time ceremony.
Was happy to be there.

People mountain people sea.

Had a packet of Mamee Sllrrrp in the morning.

Spiced up my morning before driving up Nilai.

Somehow managed to sneak into the hall.

*proud*

Reserved for the VIPs.

The floating book.

Negaraku~~-Ku~~.

The entrance of VIPs began...

Congrats to Ah Zhu

Our pingpong moments...

and some retarded momemtns :D

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Congrats to Boss Boon Yong

~~he can fly!~~

The ~~Bo-Song~~ typical boonyong-face remain the same even during graduation haha
(Refer bottom)

We had fun and we were serious when necessary.

Overall, we had serious fun throughout the years.

(fyi, that was our company's logo - Fervid Youth (F.Uth))

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Congrats to Liang.

MOE revision was rather fun with the illegal talk. LOL

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Just so you know,

I was somehow 'employed' on that day.

Congrats to ~~my employer of the day~~ my hometown mate

Erica!

Earn more Sing dollar ~~and belanja me~~!

The 50% Hongkong resident ngek ngek ngek

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Congrats to ~~siao kaki~~ my secondary schoolmate

Loku!

The one and Only who fired his boss LOL

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congrats to Christopher!

Sweetest gf for this sweetest bf.

Stay sweet!

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Congrats gou lou Bi Yang!

walao, look how alien he looked like on the stage.

Even when he was off the stage :D

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Congrats to Afina , classmate for GM.

And long-lost plurk buddy.

wish you all the best in your baby and your family :)

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Congrats to Peter!

All the best in mortgaging assets of others!

haha

Any CIMB user who wanna mortgage anything

from your favourite softoys to barbie doll,

look for Peter!

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Congrats to Nasih the maldivian!

all the best to you and your wife :)

Shall visit your pretty country 1 day.

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Congrats to Burger!

Nilai was boring without you.

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Congrats to Ali the ideas-machine all the way from Nepal!

Earning big bucks in Dubai currently

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Triple Congrats to Judson!
1st class honour!

Your mum will be proud of you as much as we do!

Cosway all the way!

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The bunch of classmates aka marketers.

2 become 1.

Dont they look cute together?

*drools*

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Congrats to Jack the all-time Emcee

All the best in UOB

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Congrats to the king of Mahjong!

Professional degree in gambling and probability Lol.

Congrats to the hospitality peeps!

Victor, Jeany, Navin, Sufia

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This was how it looked like when everything was under control.

And the usual thing happened

*I was not surprised AT ALL*

Electricity "yee-lek"!

Blacked out.

All I told to the parents around me was

"Welcome to Nilai University College!"

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Appendices

~~this is what happen when you do too many assignments~~

Appendix 1.1 Raymond and me.

Appendix 2.1 Longkai (congrats bro)

May things go smoother in near future!

Appendix 3.1 The proposal. FAIL.

Anyway a very belated congrats to Alex' graduation.

Appendix 3.2 Our memories years back.

(JayChou's KungFu Dunk Promo tour)

Appendix 4.1 Those businessmen who learnt Econs well.

Appendix 4.2 The fugliest bouquets I have ever seen in my life

Appendix 4.3 Law of supply-demand. RM 85 each fyi.

Appendix 4.4 The gf who was persuaded to buy one for bf, tho reluctantly.

Shes gonna kill me for spilling the beans.

Appendix 5.1 The ~~extra ultra ultimate insane~~ vainpot

who was having a "make-up" session in the canteen

I do know which is her in FB, if im not wrong.

~~Just another bimbo-wannabe~~

Appendix 5.2 Thanks to YiQi for being the supposed-to-be-focused-object.

Please pretend that she looked good or not im gonna get killed.

Appendix 6.1 If only my college is this happening everyday

Appendix 6.2 Thank God my college is not this happening everyday

Appendix 7.1 Ms. Suju. My lecturer for DMC and Critical Thinking.

Single and available? For you to find out :D

Appendix 7.2 Ms. Gowrie. Mother of marketing department.

Definitely, Ill get penalized for this ridiculous format blogpost

if she happen to see this.lol

Appendix 8.1 Gangsta. I tried to be one, FAIL-ed.

Appendix 9.1 Photo Session

Appendix 9.2 Photo Session - Loku Sang Song.

Appendix 9.3 Photo Session

Appendix 9.4 The typical graduation photo.

Appendix 9.5 Favourite pic of the day -

'Victor goes 70's'.

I got fucked.

2010-08-05T21:03:00.013+08:00

Mind-fucked ~~without condom~~.

I can feel another brain is growing in my head.

Its pregnant.

I will soon to deliver some wisdom within myself.

Inception causes Conception.

Hypothesis accepted.

Personally, Im not a fan of

Horror/Action/Fantasy/Thriller/Sci-fi movies.

whatever.

Inception,

however,

was rated 6 out of 5 by 3981824 people.

So,

decided to watch.

3 things about inception:-

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1) I think I am either too stupid or inexperience in getting mind-fucked.

reality 10 hours was supposed to mean 10 years in 3rd stage. so reality 1min was supposed to mean 8760min in 3rd stage. But the very few minutes(the scene where the slow-mo van fell into the water) on screen has made me feel so stupid because I couldnt understand why things were still going equally fast in 3rd and 4th stage? WHY?

2) Why Power Rangers always win?

were all of the main actors well-trained in shooting? or izzit because the 'bad guys' had problem at aiming? After 2394924308 shots from the bad ones, and yet the 'good ones' were still running, and then all they did was just randomly lifting their guns,

*PEW*

or maybe another

*PEW*

There the 'bad ones' die. Awesome accuracy.

3) I am a Pedophile

I want the two little cute kids so badly :(

For those who have yet to watch the movie, the two kids look as cute as this:-

(since I couldnt find their pics from google)

"Hell Yeah, you just got mindfucked by me!"

~~ask me what happened to the movie~~
~~do not ask me what happened to me k thx bye~~

News update : OSK Investment Challenge Campus Edition.

Click HERE for more information.

Get Free Drinks and Instant rewards at 7Eleven participating outlets

2010-07-29T03:05:00.002+08:00

- Drink free juice and win RM 500 Cash
- 500 Bottles to be given out per outlet
- There are 20 participating 7-11 outlets
- 29 July / 12-2pm > Klang Valley (PJ / Subang / KL / Puchong)
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- 30 lucky winners will walk away with RM 500 cash
- **3 winners per outlet

List of outlets is changing every week. So check it out!

Epic local ad !

2010-07-26T09:00:00.001+08:00

Assignment time = Mamee Sllrrrp time.

I just have this random thought of youtube-ing about it.

Instead of seeing a bunch of balaks standing there in the video promoting it,

I get this...

That is why I am a marketing student.
Its total absolutely fun.

I get that way too often.

2010-07-21T17:56:00.002+08:00

Ruionkoh goes Waka Waka Eh Eh!

2010-06-27T04:09:00.004+08:00

World Cup Craze!

Whos not?

.
.
.
.
.
And

my vote for the best match so far?

Ghana Vs USA
(kicked off @ 2.30 am)

Are you still going for Astro B.yond?

♥Bie

My love for retards.

2010-06-15T22:48:00.005+08:00

Retards.

We all are.

You might just die tomorrow,

just like that.

So,

have fun!

Retardation FTW!

♥Bie

BRB: Macau-Hongkong-Zhuhai

2010-06-08T01:11:00.003+08:00

Signing in...

from

City of sins

(Asia version)

Ma~~cow~~cau!

8,9 June 10.

followed by,

Hong Kong.

9,10 June 10.

and finally,

~~Pig Sea~~ Zhu Hai
10,11,12 June 10.

Never prayed so hard for any trip,

but this time I have to.

Rapists everywhere,

~~NorthSouthKorea~~ ~~Gaza~~ War everywhere

Massacre everywhere.

Seriously,

Im praying so hard this time...

Amitabha.

1 of 7 highly effective habits:

Think Win Win.

You help me, I help you.

I win chips, you win donation.

*pending approval: 3 working days*

♥Bie

Things to do when you meet in an accident.

2010-05-31T07:16:00.000+08:00

1stly,

stop your car to preserve evidence of the accident.

2ndly,

call for an ambulance, if necessary to treat any injuries incurred by anyone involved.

3rdly,

call the police so that they can investigate the accident and file a report.

4thly,

take pictures of the accident scene.

If you have a camera available to you, you should take the pictures immediately.

(If not,come back to the scene asap with a camera

to take pictures before evidence disappears.)

However,

here in Malaysia,

you need not worry about 4th step,

..as ♥Malaysians♥ are extremely helpful people.

Seriously,

I am so touched by their helpfulness;

If you know any of em, please let em know that

I, personally would like to show my gratitude by

helping their family members who meet in any accident

to video the accident scene with me posing in front,

in order to enhance the credibility of the evidence.

1 Malaysia mah!

(Tak yah bayau, tak yah thankyou)

= )

Full News(Chinese) : HERE

♥Bie

Same as before, different as always.

2010-05-24T01:32:00.011+08:00

sad or happy,

I am back.

To those who have been supporting me,

to those who have been urging me to keep up my responsibility as a blogger,

here I am.

Sorry for all the disappointments.

Sorry for the wait.

Life had been hectic,

it still is,

it will always be.

At least,

I could gasp alil air in between for now.

In fact,

I have been wondering what to be blogged,

to light up my dim, creepy, eerie blog.

and of course to repay my irresponsibility

in satisfying the loyal readers.

Some would suggest me to blog about my chiangmai trip,my perth trip etc etc

However,
I tell myself that what I am posting now must be something earthshaking,

something which could repay my absence for months :)

Many of you have seen our crazy way of attempting assignment

back in this post.

However, what many of you might not know is that,

we did something more extreme before that

in one of our marketing assignment.

Hereby,

I present you our additional effort for our marketing presentation.

(to choose a company which produces convenience goods and improve or create a better product)

Here's
Our choice of convenience goods.

DUREX!

Fyi, the first 1 minute of the vid was presented officially,

while the rest of it = unofficial extended version :)

When you work hard enough,

you deserve nothing but the outcome.

~~So,~~

~~Play Safe.~~

Share

♥Bie

Do you still remember em?

2010-02-11T07:45:00.000+08:00

i) Teoh Beng Hock who died without a reasonable reason?

ii) The Three Utar students drown at waterfall which I have once mentioned in my older post HERE?

Monday November 2, 2009
Three Utar students drown at waterfall, a fourth rescued
By IVAN LOH and CHAN LI LEEN

KAMPAR: A second tragedy has struck here, hardly a week after the Kuala Dipang bridge collapse took three young lives.
Three Universiti Tunku Abdul Rahman undergraduates drowned after they were swept away by strong current at the Batu Berangkai waterfalls yesterday.
The dead have been identified as James Khor Wan Kai, 20; Yew Shy Gin, 19 and Yew Ghim Chnieh, 20.
A fourth student was rescued by a villager.
The four had gone to the picnic spot for a swim at about 5pm.
Three of them had gone into the water and the fourth student was about to follow them when a sudden gush of water caused him to tumble in.
A Kampar villager, who saw this, rushed over and pulled out the fourth student.
Perak executive councillor Datuk Dr Mah Hang Soon, who related the story to newsmen, said the survivor — 22-year-old second-year accountancy student — declined to speak to the press and did not want to be named.
He suffered cuts and bruises.
At about 9.40pm, nearby villagers found Khor’s body while Yew’s body was found at 11.10pm, one kilometre from where they went into the water.
Their bodies have been sent to the Kampar Hospital.
Businessman Syed Farudi Syed Samsuddin, who saw the three students being swept away by the strong current, said their hands and legs were bobbing in the water.
Syed Farudi, 41, from Mambang Diawan, said he could see that they were struggling.
“There was nothing I could do,” he said.
It happened so fast, he said, adding that it had been raining heavily before the incident occurred.
The Batu Berangkai picnic spot is 15km from where three pupils drowned after a suspension bridge collapsed over Sungai Kampar last Monday.

iii) The six victims of the dragon boat incidents?

obviously, they don't..

...remember em.

IMHO, the funeral could have been better if these jokers werent there.

If you happen to know any of em in this scout troop, or to be precise,

those WHICH~~who~~ were laughing as though they jizzed in their pants,

do feel ashamed on behalf of them.

P/S: Funeral is not funny,animals.

iv) Not forgetting, my ex-bowling teammate, Low Kim Hong.

A very special and unique birthday gift from him, in fact, never had any pressie which is more unique than the one he gave me as birthday present :)

Just to let you know, bro,

I did wear it, proudly.

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Do you still remember them?

There are thousands and millions more families who

could not be with their loved ones this coming CNY.

They desperately wanting to, but they are not able to;

not anymore.

Chinese New Year turns black for them,

all we can do is to say our prayers for them,

may the families of the deceased,

walk out from the dark side of the world,

so to meet the brighter side of the world,

may CNY brush off their sadness

give them strengths to get life going.

As for you, yourself,

Enjoy your CNY to the fullest,

but
Do remember your loved ones.

Happy Chinese New Year & Valentine's

in advance

from ruionkoh.blogspot.com

*4hours before leaving malaysia to Perth :)

♥Bie

ipad, yeah Pad.

2010-02-05T13:30:00.000+08:00

"Apple's iPad announcement earlier this afternoon prompted a score of WTFing across the internet, prompting many to ask, "Are there any women on Apple's marketing team?" Answer: Apparently not. (Period.)

From Twitter (for what it's worth, #iTampon is apparently the number three trending topic on the site.):

tjakabon: "It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding."

Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!

CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering...

Trish1981: iPad? Really? All I can say is, I'm sticking with Always, bitches.

tremendousnews: So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.

melissapierce: iPad has changed "the conversation" from how we use tech in context to how we use tech as Kotex. (who named this thing?)

TwittsMcGee: I haven't heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month. #iPad

kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

Johnpapa: "64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model."

Lymed: Does the Period Tracker app come free?

fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late?

andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?

LilSpitfire: Later in the year they will be releasing the companion tablet pen, the Ipon.

Vesuvius At Home (I believe in peace, bitch): But what if the cute boys see me shopping for one? What if my dad has to take me??

morninggloria: Don't wear white jeans while using an iPad, and especially don't use an iPad in front of your crush. You're a teen magazine embarrassing moment waiting to happen.

NellMood: It's so beautiful when an electronics company finally becomes a woman...

soykatrina: Eh, I prefer the CVS brand. A few bucks less but does the same thing...

morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?

NellMood: iPads are for 8th graders. I'm waiting for the iTampon, because I prefer to do all my interneting from inside my vagina.

And here I present you some retarded but funny vid regarding Ipad,

However,

theres something ruionkoh can assure you,

Ipod can handle OVERFLOW of information unlike any others in the market, even when you are at sports.

post credit: jezbel, rayn

♥Bie